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It Turns Out Cows are Really, Really Big

Written by Madeline Hunter

NYTimes Bestselling and two time RITA-winning author of historical romances; lover of artisan jewelry; industry numbers wonk. www.MadelineHunter.com

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I went to graduate school in Wisconsin. Needless to say, the winters were a lot different from what I had known growing up in Virginia. I was prepared, however. I had boots a lot like UGGS before anyone knew about UGGS. I had a long wool coat. I wore it over wool slacks and a wool jacket layered over a blouse. I would wrap one long scarf around my neck and tucked down my front, then another around my lower face. I topped it all with a wool hat pulled down low. Bundled like this, I would walk the mile from my apartment to school.

 In the winter months, my roommate and I would get cabin fever because we did not go out unless we had a reason to. We would be in our tiny apartment for hours on the weekends, reading and studying and otherwise finding things to occupy us.

 One frigid Saturday she was telling me some stories about her rural childhood that involved some farm animals, when it struck me—- I had never really seen most of those animals. Oh, I had seen cows and sheep dotting fields as our car drove by, but up close? Nope.

 There were some I had never seen in real life at all. Pigs, for example. Goats. Chickens.

 I knew all about them, and had seen them in pictures and films so often that I had never realized I had never actually SEEN them.

 My roommate was astonished. Appalled. I was a little shocked myself.

 On went the coats and scarves and boots. Off she dragged me through the permafrost, to the part of campus that housed the agricultural school. They had a farm there with real live farm animals.

 I was like a kid in a petting zoo. My virtual knowledge of these animals was inaccurate in so many ways, and often off the most regarding scale (and odor!). A cow up close looks a lot different from one dotting a field. And a lot different from pictures in books, too. They are so very THERE. Big, in a bulky way.

 The pigs were bigger and uglier than I thought they would be. Charlotte’s Web had sentimentalized my views of them. But what really interested me were the sheep. All kinds of sayings suddenly made sense. They were timid. They moved as a unit, in a group, forward and back, this way and that, their little hooves pattering collectively. Their expressions were—sheepish.

 There have been other times when, upon finally experiencing something in real life, I learned that my virtual experiences had not come close to matching the reality. I even expect it to happen sometimes, like when I travel and visit sites that I know well from books. I’m told that a similar thing happens when people see celebrities (gee, I thought he was taller.)

 But the most memorable times for me have been unpredictable. The first time I was on a ship at sea, for example, the vastness of the sea both awed and frightened me. I felt very small and vulnerable on that ship, bobbing around in the boundless expanse of untamed nature. Even knowing that I was a good swimmer did not help, because there was no land in sight in any direction. Imagine if I had been on a small wooden ship centuries ago, instead of a modern ocean liner!

 With the web these days, we all have extensive virtual knowledge in our heads that far exceeds what we will ever experience in real life. But it is good to see the real thing when we can, I think, because  virtual is never quite the same as real.

 Have you ever seen or experienced something for the first time and been surprised it was so different from what your virtual knowledge of it led you to assume?

 Is your background mostly suburban like mine was? Urban? Country? Are you still living in that environment? Do you prefer it over others?

 What virtual experience would you like to experience for real?

Have you ever been face to face with a cow?

 

 


Can’t Never Did Nothin’

Written by Lori Handeland

Lori Handeland is a two time RITA Award winner and the New York Times Bestselling author of paranormal romance, urban fantasy, historical fantasy and contemporary category romance. Soon Lori will start a new venture, writing western historical romance under the name Lori Austin. Check out her website at www.lorihandeland.com

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This was one of my mom’s favorite sayings.  She had a million.  There was also:

Kids are mean.

Because I said so.

You have thighs like you father’s. (I am not even going to discuss that one.)

You’re not fat, you’re big boned. (That one either.)

I’ll give you something to cry about.

If you don’t wipe that look off your face, I’m going to smack it and it’ll stay that way.

We’ll see. (Which means no.)

I’m sure she said some great, inspirational things too.  I, of course, do not remember them.  Now, my mom is great.  When she comes to my house she says things like, “Would you like me to move the couch so you can vacuum behind it?”  Of course the day I need my 75 year old mother to move a couch for me is the day I need a root canal.

I asked a few friends their favorite parental sayings.  I was happy to discover they only remembered the bad ones too.  For instance:

I’m going to knock you into next week.

I’ll beat you like a red-headed step child.  (I actually went and looked this up.  The saying dates from the Viking invasions of  Britain and Ireland in the 11th century.  They raped and pillaged and nine months later when there were red-headed children born . . . well, you do the math.)

I’ll beat you like a rented mule.

Go play on the yellow line.

Money doesn’t grow on trees. (Bummer!)

Wait until your father gets home.

Were you born in a barn?

Don’t make me stop this car. (One of my favorites.  I think I need the mug.)

Ah, don’t they take you back?  I wonder what my kids will tell their kids I used to say.  I know that when my mom used: “Because I said so” it drove me crazy, because, “That’s not a reason.”  Once I had kids, I discovered it was the BEST reason ever.

What did your parents tell you when you were a kid?  Do you remember any great kernels of wisdom or only the “you’re in big trouble” sayings?


It’s Fun to Dream

Written by Susan

New York Times bestselling author Susan Mallery has entertained millions of readers with her witty and emotional stories about women and the relationships that move them. Publisher’s Weekly calls Susan’s prose “luscious and provocative,” and Booklist says, “Novels don’t get much better than Mallery’s expert blend of emotional nuance, humor and superb storytelling.” While Susan appreciates the critical praise, she is most honored by the enthusiastic readers who write to tell her that her books made them laugh, made them cry, and made the world a happier place to live. Susan lives in Seattle with her husband and her tiny but intrepid toy poodle. She’s there for the coffee, not the weather. Visit Susan online at www.susanmallery.com.

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Julia’s blog about House Hunters and House Hunters International on January 13 got me thinking about the HGTV Dream Home sweepstakes. I enter it every day, twice a day. (Once at the HGTV site and once at FrontDoor.com.) I know I’m probably not going to win, but it’s fun to dream.

2012 HGTV Dream HomeI play the lottery for the same reason. Not all the time, and I don’t spend much, but if you never buy a ticket, then you can never really say, “If I win the lottery…” I figure the dream is worth a buck every now and then. I don’t do scratch-offs because my dreams are bigger than a $50 jackpot.

This year’s Dream Home is not really my style. Don’t get me wrong, it’s beautiful. A big, gorgeous kitchen with high-end finishes and luxury appliances. A spacious living space with ceilings so high that your voice would echo off the rock-covered interior walls. But there’s just so much nature around the house.It’s in Utah. There are mountains, a river. It has a mud room. In my opinion, “mud” and “room” should never go together. Mud should stay outside… preferably on the other side of the sidewalk and paved road, where it will never touch my shoes.

The Utah Dream Home is as nightmarish as when it was in Colorado and you could ski directly into it. Oh, yeah, please God, let me have a house I can ski into.

But if I won the Utah Dream Home, I bet I could sell it and get enough to buy, say, a condo in Vegas. Near a shopping mall. And restaurants with 24-hour delivery. That’s my kind of dream!

If I won ten million dollars in the lottery, I don’t think I would move. I love our condo and this building. But maybe I’d buy a second home – that condo in Vegas – and maybe even a third flat in New York. I’d hire Stacy and Clinton from What Not to Wear to pick out an all new wardrobe for me. None of that “shop on your own the first day” nonsense – let them make all the decisions. You know they’re going to do better at it than I would.

And I’d buy a new purse or twelve. That, I could do.

Do you enter the Dream Home giveaway? What would you do if you won? Would you pack up your family and move to Utah? Do you play the lottery? What would you do if you won ten million dollars?

Barefoot Season by Susan Mallery

March 27, 2012

If you’re feeling lucky, be sure to sign up for the Members Only area at www.susanmallery.com. I have three big contests coming up in the next couple of months, leading up to the release of BAREFOOT SEASON on March 27. I’m not giving away ten million dollars or a dream home, but the prizes are pretty great… definitely better than a $50 scratch-off.


Holy Wedding, Batman!

Written by Sabrina Jeffries

Sabrina Jeffries is the NYT bestselling author of a whole bunch of historical romance novels for Pocket Books, as well as a caffeine addict, Third Culture Kid, chocoholic, and jigsaw puzzle aficionado. Her 21st book, To Wed a Wild Lord (fourth in her Hellions of Halstead Hall series), has just come out!

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Clearly, Karen and I have weddings on the brain these days! (No, I’m not planning another one–I’m happy with the longtime hubby, thank you very much!) But what I wanted to talk about was the wedding part … and how to do it on the cheap while still being creative.

When I got married, I had no money. I made my own wedding dress and veil (yes, that’s me in it), as well as my “going away” dress. A friend made up silk flowers for me. She also read the Elizabeth Barrett Browning poems that we wanted instead of music. Hubby paid for the entire reception (he had a bit more money than I did and was willing to do  it, thank God). We did it on the cheap because we had to.

These days, however, couples are (very smartly) doing weddings on the cheap because they believe it’s more important to put the money toward their future, an idea I totally agree with. What’s more, weddings have become far more creative.

My niece’s recent wedding was done in a rustic theme, with an emphasis on being organic and “green.” As an artist, she felt strongly that she didn’t have to spend tons of money for a beautiful wedding, and she was right. She made her own bouquet out of old jewelry (which I LOVE–the little red rose on the right is an old pair of earrings I gave her). At the reception they used antique photos in pretty frames to decorate the tables. I believe she even made the cake topper on the left! Instead of rice to throw, we had dried rose petals in homemade paper with seeds embedded in it, so you could plant it when you got home. How cool is that?

Recently, a friend posted a link to a Steampunk wedding, where part of the decor was hay bales. Yes, hay bales! Okay, so maybe not your cup of tea, but I thought it was very individualistic and creative (the wedding was outdoors). In fact, there are so many lovers of steampunk out there that you can find steampunk weddings everywhere on the net.

If you could have a really unique wedding (and I’m talking to even those of us who are married already), what would you do that is totally you? Are you more of a traditionalist or would you mix it up some? Do you think couples should put their money into a big wedding or into buying a house or something? Would you ever have a steampunk wedding?

P.S. There’s a wedding in Celia’s book (out today!), but it’s not hers. Ha! So you’ll have to read it to find out whose it is!


I’m gettin’ married in the mornin’! Ding, dong, the bells are gonna ring!

Written by Karen Hawkins

Though born and raised in the mountains of East Tennessee and Southwest Virginia, Karen has never hunted a 'bear,' but does know her way around a good 'bar.' A New York Times and USA Today best-selling author, Karen writes lively and fun historical and contemporary romances. Check out her website to win free books, gift cards, and even an occasional tiara! Coming May 22nd, the 4th and FINAL Hurst Amulet novel, THE TAMING OF A SCOTTISH PRINCESS!

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I’m not a girly sort of girl. For example, I hate the color pink and wouldn’t own a designer purse if you gave it to me. I like things with fewer ruffles. Things that are elegant … quiet … simple.

That said, I have to admit one area where I’m 100% frilly girl: I LOVE to look at wedding gowns. And I love to check out all of the newest wedding gowns each season (Vera Wang is my favorite designer). I love that there’s one day where you can go All Out and Wear Anything You Want, even if you DO want to dress up like a princess.

Sadly, I fear that I’ve grown into a very harsh wedding gown critic, which bodes ill for my daughter when she decides to marry. I’m probably one of the only people in the world who didn’t care for Kate’s gown when she married Will. It was just an ok gown. I don’t know why I wasn’t crazy about it, but I wasn’t.

Fortunately, there are plenty of amazing gowns that I do love, especially from historical weddings. Thanks to the internet and several visits to the Victoria and Albert Museum in London, I’ve become a bit of an historical wedding gown buff.

Yesterday, I was wandering about the internets as I do when I’m on deadline, and I found a picture of Princess Charlotte’s wedding gown from 1816. It’s a beautiful gown, all silver net and has a gorgeous train that swept behind the bride as she walked down the aisle.

As you can see, the gown is gorgeous and must have made onlookers gasp when they saw it. One description I read said the following: “Princess Charlotte’s gown is of white silk net, embroidered in silver strip, and trimmed with silver lace.” And that’s silver lace made of real silver, spun so thin that it looked light and airy.

Hard to imagine, isn’t it?

As for the ‘silver strip’ — I’m not even sure what that is, but I have to admit that the gown is lovely. Someone who’d seen it in person said the photo doesn’t do it justice because the silver fabric is very delicate looking in real life.

Do you like to look at wedding gowns? Do you like big weddings? Small weddings? What sort of wedding gown did you have/will you have when you get married? Did you like Kate’s gown? I know I’m the only one who is going to just say it was just ‘meh.’