Entries by Suzanne Enoch

Suzanne lives in Southern California with a parakeet, a handful of noisy finches and a lot of fish, which aren't noisy. She writes witty, sexy historical romances, and thinks Robert Downey Jr is hot stuff. Her latest historical romance, "The Handbook to Handling His Lordship", is available now! It just received an awesome Kirkus review, which Suzanne has taped to her front door.

I was wondering last night what kind of impression Earth would make on aliens based on just our movies blasting out into space (and we can pretend aliens don’t get the Discovery Channel). Do you remember the movie Galaxy Quest, where the aliens thought that everything they saw on our “video diaries” was the truth? Would real aliens think [...]


We are right on the cusp of something exciting – yes, it’s nearly the summer movie season. We’re already being pummeled with trailers for the Tom Cruise movie Oblivion, and if I were someone who watched the MTV Movie Awards, I might have seen an Iron Man 3 trailer, too. So what’s coming out in [...]


For the past two days it’s been windy here. Not just a bit breezy, but WINDY. In the mountains and canyons, gusts up to 90 mph. On the news they showed a guy riding a skateboard and holding an umbrella, using it as a sail. And of course there are fires burning, because in Southern [...]


In the newspaper biz, when a reporter said “I’m on deadline,” it usually meant he/she had to get a story in by a certain time that night in order for it to appear in the newspaper the next morning. A deadline for a book writer is a slightly different animal. Technically, once I sign a [...]


My blog really has nothing to do with the Ides or Bewaring, but I just wanted to use that title. What I actually want to talk about is wedding dresses. I’ve never worn a wedding dress. And unless Nathan Fillion or Gerard Butler finally start answering my tweets, it’s not likely to happen. Even so, I [...]


Sometimes it feels like being a writer is a full-time gig. And I mean 24-hours a day full time. When I’m doing laundry I’m trying to figure out how to get the heroine to the ball without an invitation. While I’m brushing my teeth I’m trying out snippets of dialogue to try to make them [...]


I tend to remember my dreams. My mom swears that she almost never does, and I know if I don’t consciously think about how I spent the night, by that afternoon I have a hard time remembering my five hours as a lumberjack, followed by an hour or two of driving a cruise ship through [...]


I’m not a wogger. I do go out walking most mornings, but I’m not freakishly devoted to it, or to being in shape like some people (Julia London). I don’t have a gym membership, and in fact the last time I was at a gym was because a family friend’s retirement party was held there. [...]


I’ve been following William Shatner on Twitter. What I’ve discovered is that in addition to tirelessly insulting his fans when they get facts about his career wrong, ole Bill feels there is a huge divide between science fiction and science fantasy. And he seems to look down on science fantasy. Again according to Bill, Star [...]


Well, how’s 2013 been for you so far? Is it too early to ask? Maybe it is, but I thought I’d give y’all a brief rundown of some of the things we can look forward to – or not look forward to – this year. Apocalyptic Events – there isn’t any ancient calendar that’s run [...]


As some of you know, I have discovered in the past year or so that – despite my aversion to cooking of any kind – that I enjoy baking and decorating cakes. For Christmas I asked for more decorating tips and other cake-baking implements, and among other things I got a cake turntable, a cake [...]


I think I’ve finished my Christmas shopping. That’s because I did 99% of it online. First I save up mailed catalogs starting in October, then in November I start marking them up with ideas for various family and friends, and then around the first of December I sit down and order everything. If I have [...]


Going by mall-time, Christmas time started last Friday. By Target/Walmart time, Christmas time started the day before Halloween. My families’ tradition is that you can’t play Christmas music until the day after Thanksgiving. And my tree went up on Sunday. But it’s still November, for crying out loud. It doesn’t feel like Christmas time yet. [...]


Have you noticed how popular fairy tales are today? Not only do we have Grimm, Once Upon a Time, and Beauty and the Beast on television, all of them dealing directly with modern interpretations of old fables and fairy tales, but Snow White and the Huntsman was so big a hit that even with the [...]


A couple of days ago my good friend and fellow writer Teresa Medeiros ( http://www.teresamedeiros.com/ ) posted this picture on her Facebook page. It went viral. (As of this writing she’s had over 251,000 likes on her commentary.) This is model Robyn Lawley. Ralph Lauren has hired her, calling her their first “plus-sized” model. Now, [...]


Since we’re into October, I suppose it’s time to discuss the Fall television season. Or past time – has anything already been canceled? New Shows I’ve tried and/or am looking forward to: Revolution (NBC, Mondays 10 p.m.)  – I’m three episodes in, and I’m liking it. A little Hunger Games-ish, but there’s nothing wrong with [...]


For the past couple of months, I’ve been getting boyfriends. Well, they’re trying, anyway. On Facebook. About two a week. The messages are all basically the same. In broken English, they say, “Hello, beautiful. I see your profile online, and you are like sunshine. I am looking for a lady to share with my life, [...]


We’ve all heard of vegetarians and vegans, gluton-freers and the dairy-less. Well, my friends, I am an anti-dangerian. Don’t laugh. Aside from the whole endangered species thing, and the fact that I love animals of all (okay, most) kinds, this is a blog about hypothetical meals. For instance, I would never really eat a baby [...]


As most of you know by now, I have a collection. At the moment it’s mostly Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, X-Men, and Pirates of the Caribbean. And Muppets. I think I collect because I like to be able to look at the action figure or statue and remember how…transported I was by that [...]


As some of you know, I am now the proud owner of a green parakeet named Kermit. Parakeets, they say, are easy to train. They’ll perch on your shoulder and eat out of your hands and play with your hair (and poop on you, but that’s another story). I read all the training information I [...]


One day, Karen and Suzanne went to Anaheim, California. It was the Romance Writers of America conference!! Karen and Suzanne were always roommates, and there were times they didn’t always get along. This year, however, they decided to team up. First they made some plans with their bank of computers. (While this may look impressive, [...]


  It’s Traveling Day!! Well, not for me, but that’s because the annual Romance Writers of America Conference is being held about 7 miles from my house. But a great many romance writers are flying, driving, and boating (I don’t know that for certain, but it sounds romantic) in order to reach Anaheim, California. Officially [...]


I just finished reading A Dance with Dragons, the fifth book in the Game of Thrones series. Now I have to sit around and wait like everyone else to find out what happens to these poor, tortured people, but that’s beside the point. What the books got me thinking about, was dragons. More specifically, all those [...]


On Facebook yesterday I asked whether readers preferred long or short hair on men. As I thought about it, I realized that every single hero I’ve written has longish hair. Not Legolas long, but brushing the collar long. Mostly slightly unkempt, in need of a barber. I don’t know why I do this, except that [...]


I have a new obsession. I’ve had it for awhile, now – since I watched the first episode of “Game of Thrones” on HBO. What a bunch of conniving, back-biting, side-stabbing sons of…guns these people are. But at the same time, it’s just awesome to watch. There are quotes aplenty that I love, like “when [...]