Archives for “My Life As A Plebe”

Let me tell you how I met Lori Handeland/Austin. We were at an RWA conference in New Orleans. We were on a sight-seeing/research trip to The Oaks plantation. We started talking in the gift shop, realized she had my first agent and I had her second agent, and that my second agent had been her [...]


Hot Cop and I were chatting over ice cream sandwiches (his latest craze) talking about crazy photo fads. Nowadays (and pardon me if I sound old, but we were eating ice cream, which can make one nostalgic) there are duckface photos and photobombing, but not too long ago there was planking. For those of you [...]


I went to my nephew’s elementary school talent show last night. He played The Pink Panther theme on his electric guitar, and in my opinion, he was awesome. There were other cute acts: comic karate, a boy who solved a Rubik’s Cube in less than two minutes, a third-grader who played the Jurassic Park theme [...]


Okay, you won’t understand my blog title unless you’re a Neil Diamond fan, but it fits my subject. Because, you see, I WAS a Neil Diamond fan in my youth. And then I wasn’t for years and years, and then a few years back I became one again. Why? I. Don’t. Know. I’m hoping to [...]


I was going to write a funny blog about my book release today, but then the tornado hit Oklahoma and I saw the rubble of two elementary schools and all of my happy juice drained right out of my heart and into my feet. I don’t have big feet, so it hurts when that happens. [...]


Author’s Note: Shameless Plug: The second book in the Duchess Diaries Series, HOW TO PURSUE A PRINCESS is out on the 21st! Here I am, just now beginning to understand how my cellphone works (well, not how it WORKS precisely, but I am finally admitting that the process doesn’t involve ‘little phone elves who sing [...]


I was wondering last night what kind of impression Earth would make on aliens based on just our movies blasting out into space (and we can pretend aliens don’t get the Discovery Channel). Do you remember the movie Galaxy Quest, where the aliens thought that everything they saw on our “video diaries” was the truth? Would real aliens think [...]


We are right on the cusp of something exciting – yes, it’s nearly the summer movie season. We’re already being pummeled with trailers for the Tom Cruise movie Oblivion, and if I were someone who watched the MTV Movie Awards, I might have seen an Iron Man 3 trailer, too. So what’s coming out in [...]


That’s “marriage” for those of you not familiar with The Princess Bride. And, actually, even though Only Girl got married just a few days ago and marriage is much on my mind, I find myself thinking about girlfriends. First, let me happily report that the wedding day was beautiful. Nothing spilled and no one tripped. [...]


For the past two days it’s been windy here. Not just a bit breezy, but WINDY. In the mountains and canyons, gusts up to 90 mph. On the news they showed a guy riding a skateboard and holding an umbrella, using it as a sail. And of course there are fires burning, because in Southern [...]


Since my sister died, my family rents a cabin each year near Gatlinburg and we spend a week-long family power week. Last year, we had a gorgeous five bedroom cabin on a mountain, great hot tub, lovely deck, huge coffeemaker, lots of hot water, four spacious bathrooms, pool table and game room — it was [...]


Sometimes it feels like being a writer is a full-time gig. And I mean 24-hours a day full time. When I’m doing laundry I’m trying to figure out how to get the heroine to the ball without an invitation. While I’m brushing my teeth I’m trying out snippets of dialogue to try to make them [...]


I’m a native Californian. It’s a pretty cool state. We have beaches, mountains, movie stars. Lots of sunshine. And avocados! I didn’t actually think too much about what’s also known as the “alligator pear” and the “fertility fruit” until I moved to SoCal and saw the trees planted all over the place. In front yards, [...]


I’m not a wogger. I do go out walking most mornings, but I’m not freakishly devoted to it, or to being in shape like some people (Julia London). I don’t have a gym membership, and in fact the last time I was at a gym was because a family friend’s retirement party was held there. [...]


When I and my brother and sister were little, my great grandmother would send us the same Christmas gift every year. She’d send my brother twenty or thirty nearly priceless pre-Civil War silver dollars, and she’d give my sister and I exactly one dirty, torn dollar bill and a piece of broken costume jewelry she’d [...]


Only Girl is getting married! You know what that means. Wedding stuff galore. Drowning in wedding stuff, wedding decisions, wedding details. Only Girl (marrying who shall hence be known as Number Three Son, because he’s just that awesome) is having a simple wedding. Stop laughing. I mean it! Really, it’s a very simple home wedding. [...]


Well, how’s 2013 been for you so far? Is it too early to ask? Maybe it is, but I thought I’d give y’all a brief rundown of some of the things we can look forward to – or not look forward to – this year. Apocalyptic Events – there isn’t any ancient calendar that’s run [...]


I’m sure I’m not alone in having made some new discoveries this year. Some of them were good, some of them were bad (for me), and some of them were downright weird. But they will (partly) define my year. So let’s share our new discoveries. Here’s mine: Best new-to-me show: Rizzoli and Isles. I just [...]


As some of you know, I have discovered in the past year or so that – despite my aversion to cooking of any kind – that I enjoy baking and decorating cakes. For Christmas I asked for more decorating tips and other cake-baking implements, and among other things I got a cake turntable, a cake [...]


I like to think that I’m a risk-taker, an adventurer, an unabashed embracer of all things unusual. After all, I left a secure job and took on a very chancy and difficult career; have traveled the world to England, Germany, the Netherlands, Turkey, and other faraway lands; and (most difficult and adventuresome of all) I’ve [...]


The thing about families is that you are around them so much that you get used to them. They are normal to you. Every now and then something happens that makes you really think about your family objectively, however, and you realize that maybe the rest of the world won’t find them so normal. This [...]


I knew that would get your attention. Okay, so most of my Barbies are either fairly traditional or historical. I have ten: one in a kimono, one in Thai costume, two in cool designer evening outfits, a cancan dancer, a flapper doll, a Scarlett O’Hara dressed in Victorian period costume and one dressed in the [...]


Have you noticed how popular fairy tales are today? Not only do we have Grimm, Once Upon a Time, and Beauty and the Beast on television, all of them dealing directly with modern interpretations of old fables and fairy tales, but Snow White and the Huntsman was so big a hit that even with the [...]


A couple of days ago my good friend and fellow writer Teresa Medeiros ( http://www.teresamedeiros.com/ ) posted this picture on her Facebook page. It went viral. (As of this writing she’s had over 251,000 likes on her commentary.) This is model Robyn Lawley. Ralph Lauren has hired her, calling her their first “plus-sized” model. Now, [...]


Since we’re into October, I suppose it’s time to discuss the Fall television season. Or past time – has anything already been canceled? New Shows I’ve tried and/or am looking forward to: Revolution (NBC, Mondays 10 p.m.)  – I’m three episodes in, and I’m liking it. A little Hunger Games-ish, but there’s nothing wrong with [...]