Not THAT kind of bowling. I’m talking SuperBowling.
In honor of this great day, I thought I’d give all of you non-football fans a reason to watch the game.
There’s THIS reason:
That’s my man, Aaron Rodgers, quarterback of the Green Bay Packers.
In case you didn’t see him, here he is again:
Is that a smile or WHAT?
Also on the Green Bay’s marvy team is famed Clay Matthews, the man who runs things when Aaron’s taking a break after yet another fantabulous touchdown pass.
Dig those biceps! I just want to run and jump into his arms. Or just ask him to tackle me. Either one.
How did he get those fabu biceps? By doing things like this, over and over and over —
I guess I should be fair here and share some Steelers glory, too. After all, there are hunks on both sides of the 50 yard line.
I found a delicious FROS candidate in Steelers lineman Patrick Bailey. Here he is in action, tackling another player. Just dig his mighty thighs as he crushes his opponent:
And here he is in a plane, because he’s not only talented on the field, but also off:
Nice, hm? The Steelers are mighty men as well. It should be a delicious, Frosian game!
So there you have it, ladies of Superbowl XXXXIIIIVVVIWWW, some delightful reasons to get excited about the game, no matter which player you want to root for!