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Louisa Cornell, ladydawgfan, KateS and Kelly Ryan are the winners of Fun Contest Saturday!
Lori Austin's (aka Lori Handeland) An Outlaw in Wonderland has been named one of Publisher Weekly's Best Summer Books of 2013!!
A big CONGRATULATIONS to Goddesses Lori Austin (Lori Handeland) and Sabrina Jeffries for being named as RITA finalists for their historical romances BEAUTY AND THE BOUNTY HUNTER and A LADY NEVER SURRENDERS!
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You know how this goes … 1) we post an intriguing picture, 2) you guys come up with fun (but clean) captions, 3) and we have an impartial person select their favorite caption for a prize!
Easy, eh?
Today’s prize will be three autographed books from the goddesses and a lovely, sparkly, fab-u-lous tiara!
Yes, a tiara. One like this:
Fun, eh?
So get ready (remember to keep it clean!), and CAPTION THAT PICTURE!!!
Good luck, m’dears!!!
Darling, I meant for the dog to play dead, not you.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 9:17 am.
I wonder if anyone will notice that she’s not breathing.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 9:25 am.
her:
‘I can’t believe I ate the whole turkey’
him:
“I did warn you you’d be gassy m’dear’
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 9:29 am.
Her head will be a great addition to the deers on my wall.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 9:31 am.
Darling….I’m booooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeed.
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“This isn’t what happens in the carriage in my romance novels!”
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Maybe he’d get the hint if instead of HI I had written Welcome Sailor….
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 9:36 am.
***swoon*** “Oh…..Hugh Jackman SMILED at me!!” she whispered.
He thinks, “I thought he was smiling at ME…..”
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 10:13 am.
Him: Darling, I told you not to eat fish with red wine.
Her: (burp)
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 10:28 am.
I feel so generalized. I HATE Caption That Picture
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 10:47 am.
I’m not any good at it, but I like to see what everyone else comes up with !
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 5:35 pm.
Her: I wish that cute bellman would come back.
Him: I wish that cute bellman would come back.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 10:53 am.
snicker!!!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 11:03 am.
LOL!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 12:57 pm.
LOL!!!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 2:26 pm.
Verra funny!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 3:14 pm.
Her: The room is spinning!
Him: Maybe it is this ugly couch you chose.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 10:57 am.
Please move your hand.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 11:04 am.
LOL! This one really struck my funny bone.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 2:26 pm.
“will he never notice my obvious ‘welcome’”
“how ungentlemanly of me not to answer her blatant salutation”
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 12:13 pm.
Heh! These are simply awesome.
I looooove Caption that Picture Days!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 12:16 pm.
She’s thinking “oh why won’t he talk to me? What have I done wrong?”
He’s thinking “Why wouldn’t that boat start?”
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 12:18 pm.
Oh Rex thank goodness the war is over and I no longer have to wear curtains. I can finally relax. Do you think this train can move a little faster? I have so much more to buy to get the plantation up and running.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 12:18 pm.
god forbid she doesnt have to make a dress from that couch.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:37 pm.
Oh, did you want me to do something my dear?
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 12:21 pm.
This seemed like such a good idea at the time……………
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 12:23 pm.
“Oh whatever are we to do? I simply cannot tell my husband I am pregnant!”
“You MUST tell him you are leaving him”
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 12:26 pm.
What does a girl have to do to get the guy attention. How much more of a hint can I give him….. men don’t see what they got in front of them till were gone.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 12:31 pm.
Her: “Am I supposed to be comfortable?”
Him: “Am I supposed to be holding her in my arms?”
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 12:35 pm.
Her: Oh! He’s a leftie!
Him: Good thing I’m a leftie!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 12:45 pm.
Him: Did you hear the train whistle blow?
Her: Yes. Twice.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 12:49 pm.
LOL!! I love caption the picture!!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:42 pm.
So glad the holidays are over…Yeah the toys should keep them busy for a while.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 12:54 pm.
Her: We are finally alone after the wedding, but train travel is making me nauseated.
Him: We are finally alone after the wedding, but she is too sick from train travel to introduce her to all the pleasures I have in mind.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 12:54 pm.
Him: “When I turn my head this way, it makes a really cool shadow.”
Her: “You need to get a life, sweetie.”
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 12:59 pm.
This one made me laugh the hardest!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:25 pm.
Too bad I don’t get to win!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 9:22 pm.
Her..Micah dear, would you look at me…PLEASE look at me..
Him..I don’t know what you’re upset about..do you see me?
i could be the poster boy for the wicked witch of the west….
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:01 pm.
Her: Do we have to go to your mothers for dinner.
Him: Yes but I wish we could stay home…..
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:01 pm.
Him: I am so tired of thee New Years parties.
Her: I agree. Maybe next year we can stay home?
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:11 pm.
Typo! these (instead of thee)
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:12 pm.
Got it!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 4:34 pm.
Her: “It’s time to play caption that picture and I can’t think of a thing, and I’ve always wanted my own tiara.
Him: Would you just lie there. I want to win the books autographed by those sexy authors, maybe then I’ll find someone not so stiff.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:13 pm.
Him: I hate burnt toast.
Her: It’s not about the toast, is it? Tell me the truth. Is it me? What is it you’re are really saying? What does it all mean?
Him: I hate burnt toast.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:25 pm.
HaHa
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 3:17 pm.
Oh, dear! I just can’t keep my eyes open anymore. I am so sleepy! You look tired also, dear! Why don’t we just sleep like this for a few moments?
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:32 pm.
Him: Mortisha life is so boring now that we are human again.
Mortisha: How come you look different while I look the same just not as pale as I was? Wheres cousin IT when we need a good laugh?
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:41 pm.
Him: At the time, I thought purchasing carry-on luggage that looked like a lovely woman was a good idea. Now, however, I’m beginning to feel a bit…awkward. I shall try to think of…something else, or I won’t be able to stand up at the next stop.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:41 pm.
Tee hee!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 9:23 pm.
Her: Oh I dont think the free dinner is agreeing with me.
Him: I’m sorry my dear but while your down there.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:44 pm.
Her: “Wow, I feel like the naughtiest girl in town!”
Him: “No, she was a bit heavier than you…I mean, good!”
(fyi, i am in desperate need of a tiara, okay????)
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:45 pm.
Him: ‘I told her I would love her til the end of time…..sigh…..’
Her: ‘When is the end of time I am so over him! Sigh……’
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:46 pm.
Her:not tonight dear I have a headache
Him:I should have listen to my mothershe told me not to marry you.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:54 pm.
Him: Just a few more hours until we get there
Her: Yes, and then I will be Mrs Smith your wife
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:57 pm.
Rest dear darling you have had a hard day waiting on me.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 2:02 pm.
Him: Pretend you don’t see them looking at us.
Her: Who?
Him: Them—the Goddessbloggers.
Her: I can’t rest with them watching us.
Him: Don’t make eye contact. Just ignore them and they’ll go away.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 2:12 pm.
That’s a funny one.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 3:19 pm.
Happy New Year to all the goddesses.
“Are we there yet?” or “What do I have to do to get your attention?”
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 2:23 pm.
Reginald and Vivian pondered the futility of New Year’s resolutions. They were, as ever, helpless to their own whims.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 2:32 pm.
“Diet, you say? NEVAHHHHHHH!”
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 2:32 pm.
that is a four letter word in my world… oh wait!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 8:47 pm.
Their names are definitely Reginald and Vivian.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 6:52 pm.
Her: So I was at the bookstore the other day looking in the Romance section…..
Him: Oh lord help me!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 2:36 pm.
LOL!!! Good one!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 2:40 pm.
Her as she stretches out across his lap to snuggle: honey, I love you so much.
Him: how much do you want or did you spend?
She huffs and flops over so she can watch the tv as well: can’t your wife tell you she loves you without it being about money?
Him: how much did you spend?
Her:….everything was on sale….
Him: *sighs*
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 2:54 pm.
Her: “I can’t believe I ate so much chocolate…”
Him: “I can’t believe I bought her so much chocolate for Christmas… Where did my money go?”
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 2:59 pm.
Her: Why did he give me a towel???
Him: Why won’t she flip over??
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 3:03 pm.
Are you sure, Dr Freud, that ALL psycho-analysis is done this way? What! My dreams what?
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 3:05 pm.
Her: I just don’t understand why he hasn’t touched me!
Him: Why won’t she get the hint that I an gay?
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 3:11 pm.
Oh lord her breath stinks!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 3:12 pm.
Her: What’s that pressing into my back? Hmm, Mama told me to lie back and think of England
Him: Good Lord, I’m going to have to sit back and think of England.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 3:13 pm.
Oh Amy! I was just going to post that! Great minds and all that!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 3:28 pm.
Another exciting New Year’s Eve
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 3:20 pm.
He says, “I knew I shouldn’t have bet so much money on New England and gone with the Packers instead.”
She’s thinking, “If I have to watch one more minute of this Superbowl, I’ll scream.”
~Donna
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 3:25 pm.
If I could have picked the winner, this one would have been it!
Posted on December 31, 2011 at 8:33 am.
Oh what a cruel, cruel world. I must lie down. Oh dear what do you have in your pocket?
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 3:28 pm.
Her: Mama told me not to come. She never wanted me to have fun.
Him: I’d like to come too. Can we make these voyeurs go away?
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 3:31 pm.
We must think alike!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 3:37 pm.
Her:I can’t believe I ate the whole pie….Sigh!!
Him:Oh Dear,you are lovely to me whatever you eat.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 3:33 pm.
Him: Enough of the Twilight fantasies – I am NOT going to BITE your neck!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 3:35 pm.
and STOP calling me EDWARD!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 3:40 pm.
Her: I don’t know why you couldn’t just scratch my back with your hand!
Him: A guy has got to get lucky once in awhile!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 3:37 pm.
Him: So, do you want to do it?
Her: Do you?
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 3:55 pm.
Oh, Mortimer, I’m simply wracked with guilt for stealing the hotel’s towel.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 4:02 pm.
John reacts with stunned confusion when the conductor asks for a passenger ticket for his unbelievably lifelike blowup doll.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 4:08 pm.
Him: Not now honey, I’m watching the game.
Her: You never pay attention to me.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 4:10 pm.
Now that sounds VERY familiar around my house!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 11:15 pm.
Her: “I don’t know what you think you’re doing with your hand, Bub, but you aren’t going to get Radio Free Europe by dialing THAT “knob!!”
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 4:13 pm.
He thinking: “Hmmm I wonder if there is any turkey stuffing and gravy left?”
She thinking: “Oh god, I´m stuffed. I shouldn´t have had all that leftover stuffing and plum pudding. I need to burp.”
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 4:17 pm.
She: Can you see me now?
He:Are we there yet?
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 4:19 pm.
Amy had asked for an eiderdown pillow but all they had were hunter tweed – the lumpiest kind…
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 4:20 pm.
LOL! Oh, the tragedy!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 11:16 pm.
He thinking: “oh man oh man how will I tell her I broke her favorite china doll while I was dusting?”
She tinking: “Oh deary me how will I tell him I burned a whole into his favorite shirt with the iron when I lost track of time on the Goddess blogs?”
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 4:27 pm.
My legs are killing me, I wonder how soon she will fall asleep so I can get up…
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 4:29 pm.
Lol! I am LOVING these! I think these are some of the funniest captions ever.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 4:36 pm.
Him: If I could only reach the remote.
Her: Good thing I hid the remote in my purse.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 4:39 pm.
He thinking: “Should I reveal that her sister came on to me?”
She thinking: “Should I tell him his brother came on to me?”
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 4:41 pm.
Him: Wait a minute, it’s gone.
Her: What’s gone
Him: The tune I’ve forgotten
Her: No! No!
Him: Wait a minute let me concentrate, “Dum,dum,de, dum, dum.
Her: No, No, that’s the wedding march.
Him: This is awful, I’ve done nothing else, but sing it since the day before yesterday and I’ve forgotten it completely.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 4:41 pm.
Wow,,,this is an actual bit of script from the movie towards the end. Kind of fits for this scene too. Well Done!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 9:57 pm.
She thinking: “I can´t believe JR is DEAD! I think I´m going to cry.”
He thinking: “*Sigh* We should have watched Kung Fu Panda.”
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 4:48 pm.
Him: I wish I had a brain then I’d know what to do in this situation.
Her: If I concentrate & click my heels together I may end up back in Kansas.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 4:51 pm.
PERTRIFICUS TOTALUS!!! As Hermione Granger would say.
OR
“Tomorrow MAY be another day but Right now I’m worried about getting through tonight”
;0 Happy New Year Goddesses
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 4:51 pm.
“Are we there yet?”
“No.”
Are we there yet?”
“No.”
“Are we there yet?”
“No.”
“Are we there yet?”
“No.”
“Sheesh…will this train EVER get to Hawaii?”
“No.”
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 4:58 pm.
LOL!!!!!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 11:17 pm.
Thanks, Susan…I couldn’t stop laughing when I typed this. It made me think of The Mummy Part II.
Posted on January 9, 2012 at 3:01 am.
Her: “E-ink, color, keypad, touch screen, Wi-Fi or 3G? Darling, how am I ever to decide?”
Him: “Do not fret my dear. There must be a solution.”
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 5:16 pm.
I should not have eaten the last Christmas cookie.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 5:18 pm.
She:
His non-chalant stance… check!
My cheesy wardrobe malfunction… check!
Oh! … and the welcome mat on my lap… check!
Oops! I hear steps…!!!!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 5:24 pm.
Her: If only you’d gotten me the Kindle for Christmas, I wouldn’t be so bored and in this position.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 5:26 pm.
Her: “I think you are right. The furniture DOES look a little like floating clouds when you look at it sideways!”
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 5:40 pm.
Her: Oh…I want to go to Brighton!
Him: Yum…a camp full of soldiers…
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 5:53 pm.
Her: I don’t want to visit your Mother again.
Him: I miss my mommy…
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 5:58 pm.
Her:I can’t believe you were too cheap too get a room with a bed.
Him:After tonight I don’t know which will hurt worse my back or my legs.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 5:59 pm.
Good Lord, did she really Do that?
Oh. My. Goodness. THAT was So… so…
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 5:59 pm.
Her:I missed out on a date with Clark Gable for this?
Him:I coulda had a V-8.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 6:02 pm.
Her: Its leviOsa…not leviosA
Him: Whatever…
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 6:56 pm.
Just cover me up when you’re done.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 7:01 pm.
he’s thinking, I can’t wait till later.
she’s thinking, I could be reading!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 7:20 pm.
Him: Everytime I sit down she’s always laying on me what does she think I am–a bed.
Her: We need to get another bed this ones hurting my back.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 7:22 pm.
Reginald’s brows furrowed, ever so slightly, as he realized that the wine must have been poisoned. Vivian had been silent far too long, and he could feel himself slipping eerily into a state of uncaring bliss. He willed himself to cry out, to call her name, to move even a finger, but nothing. Even his eyebrows smoothed as the drug took hold of him, his expression slowly becoming as serene and empty as hers.
In the distance, a softly cackling voice said, “Excellent.”
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 7:33 pm.
Man: *Sighs* “Darling, I told you. I’m not a vampire. Lay off the Twilight and kick back with some Nora Roberts.”
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 7:46 pm.
He was heard to remark that his mother’s cooking was a real killer.
She was sorry she didn’t take him seriously.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 7:57 pm.
Him: What are we going to watch on TV tonight, Football or Dancing With the Stars?
Her: Duh…….FOOTBALL!!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 8:00 pm.
Him: Worst Lap Dance Ever
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p.s. Why is her crotch saying “HI”?
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 8:25 pm.
You are hilarious, Fresh!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 9:25 pm.
Why thank you, Madame (picture hand flourish accompaniment).
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 9:34 pm.
Hysterical!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 11:21 pm.
We have nothing further to discuss until the next excellent Hurst book comes out.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 8:25 pm.
Kathryn, aw! Thank you!
Posted on December 31, 2011 at 10:49 am.
Him: Oh, the good old days of the regency period when women could not own property and were seen not heard.
Her: I can’t believe I married him…
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 8:31 pm.
“Ya know…I’m REALLLLLY NOT comfortable!”
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 8:38 pm.
Lol!
Posted on December 31, 2011 at 10:49 am.
Her: I just saw Dr. Oz do this…Let’s pretend we’re wax figures. When people come by we scare the heck out of them!
Him: Who?
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 8:48 pm.
her-
“you don’t mind that I killed your mom do you?”
him-
“of course not darling. she was just so tedious”
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 8:49 pm.
His lover, who resembled a young DAVID GANDY was waiting….oh please woman, get off my lap.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 8:59 pm.
LOL! Yes, it would be worth being rude for David Gandy.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 9:26 pm.
I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that last piece of pie!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 10:02 pm.
Do we really have to go to your parents for New Years?
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 10:24 pm.
I think I have a tummy ache.
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 11:07 pm.
How do I tell him that the bow tie and tweed are NOT hot?
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 11:17 pm.
Her: Where’s the tv remote?
Him: She’s laying on me!
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 11:17 pm.
Her: I wonder if I can reach my book from here..
Him: I wonder if I can reach her book from here…
Posted on December 30, 2011 at 11:32 pm.
Oh dear, our kids blocked us on Facebook.
Posted on December 31, 2011 at 12:40 am.
Him: I thought you paid the cable bill.
Her: I thought you paid the cable bill.
Posted on December 31, 2011 at 12:47 am.
“Told you we shouldn’t have had Thai for dinner”
Posted on December 31, 2011 at 1:15 am.
I had to kill her, she made fun of my bow tie & moustache.
Posted on December 31, 2011 at 4:24 am.
And the winner is …. (Drum Roll, please!) … FRAN LEE!!! Fran, email us through the Contact Us link in the right column and we’ll get your lovely tiara and books out to you ASAP!
Posted on December 31, 2011 at 8:34 am.
Btw, our non-partial judge said it took her about two hours to decide … you guys were goooooood!
Posted on December 31, 2011 at 8:34 am.
Her: Wow, if it’s this good with clothes on, can’t wait till tonight when the clothes come off!
Him: How do I tell her this is as good as it gets?!
Posted on December 31, 2011 at 12:57 pm.
He: “hmm! Are you telling me to ignore them? It will never work!”
She: “hush! I told you, they will get the hint and go away!”
Posted on December 31, 2011 at 4:59 pm.
the only thing I could come up with
her ” ugh this ride is making me sick to my stomach”
him ” if she throws up I am dropping her to the floor”
Posted on December 31, 2011 at 8:32 pm.