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Abra Cadabra!!

I just finished reading A Dance with Dragons, the fifth book in the Game of Thrones series. Now I have to sit around and wait like everyone else to find out what happens to these poor, tortured people, but that’s beside the point. What the books got me thinking about, was dragons.

More specifically, all those things I thought were so cool as a kid and in my imagination, that might not be so awesome in real life. Number one among those being dragons. I mean, I read Anne McCaffrey’s Dragon Rider books growing up, and I totally wanted to be able to ride a dragon around the sky. In reality, though, there would be all kinds of difficulties – finding enough food for a school bus-sized carnivore, the fire damage to the neighborhood, and dragon poop.

I always wanted to be a mage, too, long before Harry Potter made every kid want to be a witch or a wizard. Being able to stop it from raining, or zapping fireballs at drivers who cut me off, would be so cool – unless everybody had magic, in which case the weather would get totally messed up, and everybody’s car would be a flaming wreck.

Moving objects with my mind like a Jedi could be pretty handy too, in theory, anyway. I’d never have to trudge back upstairs when I forgot my favorite pen, because I could just wave a hand and it would fly off the desk and into my fingers. But if there were Jedi there would be Sith, and battling evil constantly would really eat into my writing and reading time.

Did you want to have a dragon when you were a kid? Did you ever wish you could see a real, live dinosaur? What thing, real or imaginary, did you want as a kid that maybe doesn’t seem so wise now?

Written by Suzanne Enoch

Suzanne lives in Southern California with a parakeet, a handful of noisy finches and a lot of fish, which aren't noisy. She writes witty, sexy historical romances, and thinks Robert Downey Jr is hot stuff. Her latest historical romance, "The Handbook to Handling His Lordship", is available now! It just received an awesome Kirkus review, which Suzanne has taped to her front door.

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  1. KellyProellocks says:

    I never wanted a dragon but I did want a unicorn and I want all the big cats. You know, just a pair of each big cat breed would be nice but then there is the feeding of each cat. Can you imagine how much it would cost to house and feed them? My cat Acheron is expensive enough.

    1. Suzanne Enoch says:

      Ooh, I wanted a pet lion, too. But you’re right, Kelly, that would have been pretty expensive. And dangerous. *g*

  2. Nickie Fleming says:

    Dragons and mages didn’t – and still don’t – interest me. What I wanted as a kid was to be a real princess, with parents that were a king and queen.
    Of course I wouldn’t want this anymore, as I don’t envy the princes and princesses of this world. They are never allowed to do as they like and their lives are regulated by strict rules!

    1. Suzanne Enoch says:

      Yep, Nickie, a princess is one of those things that sounds awesome when you’re a kid, but not so much now.

  3. Pesky says:

    I think every girl who read Dragon Drums and Dragon Singer wanted a dragon.

    Never wanted to see a dinosaur though, the idea of Jurrasic Park scared me more than a flock of flying monkeys.

    1. Suzanne Enoch says:

      LOL, Pesky. Flying monkeys — another idea that sounds good in theory, but not so much in practice.

  4. LoriHandeland says:

    I was very into unicorns as a kid. But I recently saw a Supernatural episode where someone was offed by one. Not so cool. Sharp. Pointy. Ouch.

    Right now I would like to see a dragon. From far away behind fire proof glass. But still . . .

    1. Suzanne Enoch says:

      I saw that episode, Lori — many childhood fantasies dashed in that moment. *g*

  5. Zita Hildebrandt says:

    My all-time favourite movie as a kid was Disney’s Sleeping Beauty. Thing is, I wanted to be Maleficent, because she turned into that awesome dragon and I thought what could possibly be cooler that to be able to turn into a dragon. Of course, in my version Prince Charming was a delightful snack…

    1. Suzanne Enoch says:

      Shape-shifting was high up on my childhood wish list too, Zita! But now I think of all the clothes I would have gone through every time I changed into a dragon or a wolf or something. ;->

  6. Lisa Hill says:

    I never wanted to be a wizard or have a dragon, but I did want to be Jeannie (from “I dream of Jeannie”) and have a handsome man find me in the bottle. (Alas my romantic fantasies are rooted there) I always wanted the ability to blink and make it happen. :)

    1. Suzanne Enoch says:

      I love it, Lisa! Of course if it was me, I’d get something in my eye and blink a herd of elephants into the livingroom — always a downside.

  7. Claudia Welch says:

    I wanted to be able to fly like Peter Pan–that way, no one would ever catch me in freeze tag.

    It’s the little things.

    As dreams go, it’s a good one. I still can’t see a downside to flying. No poop clean-up detail. No feeding the dragon grocery bill.

    1. KellyProellocks says:

      What if you’re scared of heights or flying?

    2. Suzanne Enoch says:

      Oh, Claudia, you naive fool. There’s always the air traffic from everyone else who wants to fly, plus tornadoes and the wreck your hair would be. *g*

      1. Claudia Welch says:

        Oh, my gosh. Air traffic control. I am naive! But my hair is so short that nothing can mess it up! I planned ahead on that front.

        I hate heights, but I wouldn’t be afraid of flying; it would be like being afraid of walking. When *you* can do it, it’s got to feel natural. Peter Pan seemed to be having a raucous good time.

  8. Kelly Ryan Watson says:

    I can’t say that I wanted anything that was too far fetched. No unicorns, no dragons, no dinosaurs. But I did want a horse. Instead I got a pony. It threw me off the first time I rode it. Pony then went bye bye. Kelly then got a four wheeler that her father said was her red horse. Hhmmm. Close enough?

    1. Suzanne Enoch says:

      LOL, Kelly. I’m actually thinking that might work. Less poop clean up from a 4×4.

  9. dbrown3400 says:

    When I was little, my imaginary world was made up of “tender-like” people, but there were no animals involved that I recall. Now I wouldn’t want to be a dinosaur, but would like to see one from a distance. Having seen dinosaur bones in my hometown museum as a kid, I used to imagine what they looked like roaming the earth although I never incorporated them into my pretend world.

    1. Suzanne Enoch says:

      Now YOU make sense, Donna. *g*

  10. Julia London says:

    I was the kind of kid who wanted to inhabit a Dr. Seuss world.

    1. Suzanne Enoch says:

      Oh, yeah, that sounds great, Julia, until… Hey, that does sound kind of cool.

  11. Madeline Hunter says:

    My childhood fantasies were much more down to earth. I wanted to be a cowgirl. I was taught that magic did not exist, so I never got into any of that or the mage stuff. But a holster with guns—that really fired my imagination. On the rare occasions when a girl in a tv or movie western was like that, I was enthralled.

    1. Suzanne Enoch says:

      Cowgirl sounds good on the surface, Madeline, but I don’t remember air conditioning in the Old West. Just sayin’.

  12. Sabrina Jeffries says:

    I wanted to live off the land on a desert island (ala Swiss Family Robinson) as a kid. But now I realize that means no TV and no internet. Doesn’t sound quite so appealing, does it? Plus, pizza is really hard to come by on desert islands. *G*

    I also wanted to be a mermaid, but once again, there’s that no internet thing and definitely no pizza. I think I would get tired of eating fish.

    1. Suzanne Enoch says:

      I’m glad you were sensible enough to think that whole desert island/mermaid thing through, Sabrina.

  13. elsiehogarth says:

    Ever since I saw the original Universal movies, of Dracula,the Mummy, Frankenstein, as a child I have had a fascination with the paranormal. To me, the originals have always been the best.

    Dragons: my favorites have been a book by Jo Walton called Tooth & Claw(2004) a total fantasy story of family dealing with the death of their father and his deathbed confession, inheritance, politics, courtship etc. The traditions of a society that believes in eating the weaker children and in eating the body of their deceased family members and all this involving everyone being a dragon.

    Naomi Novik has a series of books, with Capt. Will Laurence & his dragon Temeraire, that are set in the Napoleonic Wars with warriors defending Britain in the skies on the backs of fighting dragons. His Majesty’s Dragon begins the series and the rest are:Crucible of Gold, Tongues of Serpents, Empire of Ivory, Victory of Eagles, Throne of Jade, Black Powder and in His Majesty’s Service.

    I am looking forward to reading Deborah Harkness’ next book: Shadow of Night. I just want to know what has happened to Dana Bishop the Oxford Scholar/Witch and Matthew Clairmonth the geneticist/vampire and their time travel search for the Ashmole 782.

    1. Suzanne Enoch says:

      I’ve heard of some of those, Elsie, but I’ll look the other ones up. Thanks for the reccs!

  14. Karen Hawkins says:

    Did you want to have a dragon when you were a kid?

    Yes.

    Did you ever wish you could see a real, live dinosaur?

    Yes.

    What thing, real or imaginary, did you want as a kid that maybe doesn’t seem so wise now?

    Fly. I’d still like to be able to transport myself all over the place.

    Sigh.

    Btw, the first ‘romance paranormal’ I ever read was Anne McCaffrey’s Dragonflight. I was DEEPLY in love with Flar and wanted to be Lessa so badly … such a terrific book. I think The White Dragon is my second favorite book by her.

    I’m enjoying The Game of Thrones, too. Thanks for the rec! (Well, I thank you, but my deadline does not.)

    1. Suzanne Enoch says:

      I think Dragonflight was my first “adult” fantasy too, Karen! Only I was in love with F’Nor, F’lar’s half brother.

  15. LouisaCornell says:

    When the film Jurassic Park came out I took my (then) young niece and nephew to see it. They loved it and chattered away about it later when their dad came to pick them up. They asked if something like that could really happen and we had an interesting conversation about the possibility of dinosaur DNA cloning. At the time I shared my home with a collection of reptile pets including a six foot iguana, a thirteen foot python and a five foot White throat monitor lizard named BIG. My brother’s comment on the discussions of dinosaur DNA ended with “God, I hope not. Your aunt would have a T-Rex in her pasture in a heartbeat!” I’m afraid he is probably right. I loved dinosaurs as a child and they still fascinate me. And I would love to have a dragon at my beck and call! Think of the home security aspects of a fire-breathing dragon! “Beware of Dragon! Trespassers Will Be Barbecued!”

    1. Suzanne Enoch says:

      It does sound good, except there would be all the police complaint calls and such. *g*

  16. evlqn says:

    I wanted dragons and I have them. I have all kinds of dragons; cloth, glass, ceramic, resin, wood,ivory,metal, books, oil paintings,and holographic photos. I love my dragons and now I love my gargoyles too.I briefly wanted a Pegasus until I realized I didn’t have a place to keep one. The dragons are much easier because they just make a cave to sleep in and toasts anyone who annoys them.

    1. Suzanne Enoch says:

      That’s the safer kind of dragon, evlqn!

  17. Elizabeth says:

    Did you want to have a dragon when you were a kid?
    Yes- but mostly I wanted a pet dolphin

    Did you ever wish you could see a real, live dinosaur?
    Yes, but only because I wanted friends like in the Land Before Time

    What thing, real or imaginary, did you want as a kid that maybe doesn’t seem so wise now?

    I wanted to be Batman

    1. Pesky says:

      See…I keep saying…the quote is right.

      Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman, always be Batman.

    2. Suzanne Enoch says:

      A pet dolphin would have been AWESOME, Elizabeth. I don’t like eating fish, so I could pass them along to him/her.

      I always wanted to be Tarzan. Hm. *g*

  18. Janae says:

    Growing up I was a big fantasy reader. Magician, sorceress, whatever you want to call it (except maybe witch, lol), I wanted to be it. I can’t remember how old I was when I read Piers Anthony’s Split Infinity, but I knew that I wanted to have a unicorn that used its horn as a flute. Then, there’s David Eddings’ Belgariad – change into another animal – sign me up!

    I can’t say that I ever wanted to be a dinosaur, but in second grade, I sure wanted to see an alive one.

    Oh, and I wanted to be small like a Little or Borrower; have a pet mouse who rode a motorcyle; live in a giant peach; have a glass elevator that could go anywhere.

    But I can’t say that I ever wanted to be Laura Ingalls Wilder. I like indoor plumbing and electricity too much, lol.

    1. Suzanne Enoch says:

      Janae, you sound like me as a kid. Being a Borrower would have been a death sentence around my house, though. Too many animals and small children. *g*

      1. Janae says:

        I wouldn’t have lasted long at my house either for the same reasons – too many children and cats.

  19. Pamiam says:

    I don’t think I had a fantasy pet but I did want to have the ability to fly.

    1. Suzanne Enoch says:

      I’m telling ya, Pamiam, if we all could fly the hairdressing industry would be the place to work. *g*

  20. Susan Mallery says:

    The first thing that comes to mind is princess. It seemed so glamorous when I was a kid, but with the glamor comes a total lack of privacy that would not be fun.

    1. Suzanne Enoch says:

      Oh, I agree, Susan! Though the clothes would be some compensation, at least.

  21. Barbara Samuel says:

    I never wanted a dragon, but I definitely dreamed of being magical, having powers. My first novels (written by hand in colored ink on colored spiral notebook paper) all had some goal discovering she was secretly magical.

    1. Suzanne Enoch says:

      Secretly magical and unappreciated by the world and family at large. Definitely, Barbara.

  22. Freshechelle says:

    Dragons didn’t capture my imagination like magical people like Mary Poppins did. I’m sure she’s why always carry a ridiculously overfull handbag.

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