You guys know how I love signs — the good ones, the bad ones, the confusing ones — I love them all. As I drift through the net when not working, I collect the best signs and bring them here, to share with you guys. Here are the latest in my collection:
That Big Brother. Always beaning us with teevee sets.
WHAP! I hate it when they do that.
I’m a law abiding citizen, but that seems a bit harsh.
Apparently it’s a Bike-On-Rainbow Crossing sign. We don’t want to hit any bikes-on-rainbows, do we?
Go slow? Who? Golf carts? Planes? BOTH? People, we need a little more direction here!
Here, I’ll say it for us all — “HUH?”
Is he holding a surf board? A wide ribbon? Leaning over a tilted fence?
And what’s with the scissors and eggs at the bottom of the sign? If he leans too far over the surf board, will someone cut his eggs? And are ‘eggs’ a euphemism for something else? Something that no one would ever WANT cut with scissors?
I don’t know, but I’ll be careful not to lean over any surf boards any time soon.
Here are your signs, my lovely goddessess! Have you seen any silly signs lately? Do you know why people shouldn’t leave over a surf board?