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All By Myself Party

So tonight the Goddesses are having their Annual RWA Get Together after the Literacy Signing in Anaheim, California. You know, books, fun, refreshments. A party.

Without me.

I was there last year, because (1) the conference was in New York and (2) I was nominated for a Romance Writers of America RITA Award.

But this year, I’m stuck at home, smacked by a hundred degree temperatures and a looming deadline while the goddesses fly off in their fiery chariots, magic carpets, and Hogwarts-approved broomsticks to the West Coast. Today Olympus is quiet and dark. Maybe there’s a faun and a nymph or two disporting in the shrubbery. Claudia Welch is holed up behind a column, scribbling. But mostly, I have the mountain to myself.

Really, you’d think a bunch of goddesses would know better.

I’ve had teenagers. I understand the dangers of leaving someone home alone. Anything can happen.

You remember that scene at the opening of the movie Bridget Jones, with Renee Zellweger in red flannel pajamas opening bottles of wine, waiting for the phone to ring and singing “All By Myself”? Sure you do. If not, you can watch it here.

Welcome to the Mt. Oly “All By Myself” Pajama Party!

Find your inner goddess, pull up a reclining couch to the sacred fire, and join me. (Don’t worry about Claudia hearing the noise. I’ve read Sorority Sisters. The girl knows how to party.)

I’ll provide the book, the virtual drinks and the imaginary men. You bring the cyber refreshments and your pajamas.

What snacks will you bring? What will you wear?

Red flannel PJs like our party mascot, Bridget Jones?

Wonder Woman underwear like Jenny Crusie’s heroine in Don’t Look Down?

A voluminous nightgown like Jane and Lizzie Bennet in Pride and Prejudice?

A man’s T-shirt, like schoolteacher Allison Carter in Carolina Home?

 

“I borrowed your shirt to sleep in,” she whispered. “I hope you don’t mind.”

A smile worked its way up from deep inside him. “Nope.”

He rubbed his face against her, bringing his hands up to skim her rib cage, to cradle the soft weight of her breasts. He scraped his thumbs over her. Her nipples peaked to tight attention under the worn cotton. “It looks good on you.”

She threaded her fingers through his hair. Tugged his head up. “You can have it back if you want.”

Her teasing roiled him deep inside. He wanted . . . too much. He wanted everything.

“I don’t want to take anything away from you.”

Not his shirt. Not her future.

Her smile gleamed, bewitching him in the dark. “Maybe I want you to have it.”

She stepped back. He watched, heavy and motionless, as she closed the door. The snick of the lock cracked against the stillness. Turning, she gathered the hem of his shirt and pulled it over her head.

You know what they say. When the goddesses are away, the Mt. Oly mice will play. Which of our guests are you reserving a seat for?

One commenter will be chosen to receive her choice of either a paperback copy of CAROLINA HOME or one of my recent releases in mobi (Kindle) or epub (Nook, Sony) format: The Reforming of Matthew Dunn, The Passion of Patrick MacNeill, or The Comeback of Conn MacNeill.

Written by Virginia Kantra

New York Times bestselling author Virginia Kantra has written over twenty books of contemporary romance, romantic suspense, and paranormal romance. She is the winner of numerous writing awards, including Romance Writers of America's RITA Award and two National Readers' Choice Awards. Married to her college sweetheart and the mother of three kids, she is a firm believer in the strength of family, the importance of storytelling, and the power of love. Her favorite thing to make for dinner? Reservations. Her most recent book is CAROLINA HOME, which hit shelves on July 3.

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  1. Kelly Proellocks says:

    Welcome to Mt Oly Virginia! As one of the Aussie peoples here at TGB I am bringing all the Aussie treats like TimTams, chicken flavoured potato crisps, various flavoured liquorice and some rather unique Australian lollies. I will be the one in the baggy flannel pyjamas with pussy cats (and copious amounts of cat fur) on them.

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Thanks for the welcome, Kelly! And the TimTams! Brush off a cushion and grab a mimosa!

  2. Renee Pajda says:

    I know how you feel about watching everyone else have fun on a trip. My family (Mom, Dad, sister and her family) went to Disney last week and I stayed at home and watched my Mom’s dog. Every time they posted pics on Facebook I was so jealous! I would bring a big bag of chocolate, my Sponge Bob sleep t-shirt and Chris Helmsworth to the party!

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Oh noes on the Disney trip, Renee! I’m so glad you (and Chris Helmsworth) are here.

  3. Sandi in OH says:

    I’d like to bring cooler weather if I may. I live in Ohio where the temperature has been climbing into the hot 90′s. I’d like to wear something in mint green please.

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Sandi, I’m in NC, where the saying is, “Sure, it’s hot in Hell. But is it humid?”
      So thanks for bringing the cool breezes – and maybe some icecream? – to Mt. Oly!

      1. Sandi in OH says:

        My son and his family live in Willow Spring, NC.

        1. Virginia Kantra says:

          I’ve been to a concert (Liv Taylor, James’s brother) in Willow Spring. Cute little town!

  4. Stonehawk says:

    I would wear my sweats the most comfortable and bring lots of chocolate yummy goodies to eat just to not worry about my weight this time. Also would bring a DVD of Thor due to that the actor who played the titled character is eye candy and I loved the movie anyway.

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      The Thor DVD sounds great! And Chris Hemsworth is here (although I think Renee is sitting on his other side). :-)

  5. AmyS says:

    Welcome Virginia!

    I will be the one in the oversized t-shirt and cotton shorts. I will be bringing a big pan of hot fudge brownies and a bottle of wine. My date for the evening will be the talented and gorgeous Ewan McGregor, who has agreed to bring along his friend Jude Law. Sigh….

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Oh, yay! I like your guest list, Amy!

  6. cail says:

    Welcome! I’m assuming that the party is happening right now, which mean’s I’m bringing my tank and soft soft sleep shorts for our gathering. I think some raspberry scones are a requirement too!

    I was at the party last year, too, thanks to the location. I’m sad to miss it this year, but it looks like next year will be closer again…

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Cail, raspberry scones sound yummy.

      RWA Nationals is in Atlanta next year…much closer to my home state of NC. So I’ll see you there!

  7. kez says:

    Welcome Virginia – thank you for taking up the reins while Mt. Oly was dark. We are glad you and your party are here!

    I will be showing up in my t-shirt and a pair of yoga pants. I am bringing a bottle of Reisling as my date because most of the men I know would be bored and restless. The wine will sit quietly and make me happy. I am also bringing Dove dark chocolate as it goes well with the wine.

    Thanks for the fun thoughts on this Wednesday. Enjoy your day on the Mount!

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Kez, maybe we need to plan an activity for the guys? I’m thinking they should carry trays. Offer backrubs? Take dance lessons? Lift couches so we can admire their muscles? I’m open to suggestions.

      1. AmyS says:

        I think foot rubs would be great! Oh, and Ewan has agreed to wear his kilt.

        1. Virginia Kantra says:

          Foot rubs, definitely!

  8. Angela says:

    I would bring chocolate brownies (homemade) and some nonalcoholic beverages. I will be wearing my hot pink pj’s. I might even bring some cross stitching with me.

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Angela, I’d love to see your cross-stitching.

      And I’ve got a nonalcoholic Sangria recipe right

      here.

      Maybe one of the guys could mix it up for us.

      1. Angela says:

        If you have ever seen any of the lavender and lace angels, then you will know the kind of stitching that I do.

  9. Amanda says:

    I’ll be wearing my Eeoyre pj’s bearing monster cookies. I’ll also bring along my half full bottle of vodka that I’ve been mixing drinks out of for about three years now.

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Amanda, by all means bring the vodka. (Reminds me of that wonderful drinking scene on the picnic table in Jenny Crusie’s Tell Me Lies.)

  10. Alaina says:

    i dunno,i think your choice of chris evans and chris helmsworth is a great one.. pretty sure id be the goof in a hoodie and pink leopard shorts.. (its cold in the basement here… lol)

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      LOVE pink leopard shorts. I bet you rock them!

  11. BadBarb says:

    I say while the others are away let’s go see what they have lurking in their closets??

    Btw Keri thanks for the Tim Tams and chips.

    I am wearing a baggy tshirt and bringing ice cream

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      let’s go see what they have lurking in their closets??

      Skeletons? Manuscripts? Handcuffs? ;-)

  12. Kathleen O says:

    I would bring my fav Ice Cream, Parlines & Cream, and I would be wearing one of my many nightshirts. Now as to the movie.. Well heck, I would want to watch a chick flick…sorry gals just not into these Superhero movies… But hey any of the guys from say…Magic Mike could just cozy up to me….

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      LOL, Kathleen! When I was composing my “guest portrait,” I had a hard time deciding between Avengers and Magic Mike. I chose Avengers because I couldn’t figure out how the Magic Mike stars would carry the drinks. (And please keep follow up comments PG-13!)

    2. dbrown3400 says:

      Kathleen, is it Häagen-Dazs?

  13. Kelly Ryan Watson says:

    Welcome Virginia!

    I would let any one of them give me a backrub! I’d wear a big t-shirt and shorts. Hmm. Food? Drink? I would bring some thin mint cookies. And tea. And whiskey!

    Your exerpt was great. I’ll have to pick that one up!

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      So glad you enjoyed the excerpt, Kelly! And your thin mint cookies will go great with Rebe’s thin mint martinis!

  14. Rebe says:

    I’m bringing yummy Thin Mint Martinis and the even yummier Jeremy Renner. Nom nom nom…

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Sounds tasty! Don’t forget to share! (The drinks. Jeremy Renner we can clone or something.)

  15. Laura Simcox says:

    I’ll just assume that the imaginary men are really into granny nightgowns, because that’s what I’m wearing! An old one, with a safety pin holding a cuff in place. And I’d be glad to share some warm tortilla chips and cheese dip. Dig in. Oh and thanks for the drinkie, Robert Downey Junior. That sweater you’re wearing looks itchy. Why don’t you take it off? :)

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      One of the big advantages of long-time husbands and imaginary men is that they don’t require sexy bedwear. :-)

      Love Robert Downey Jr. Did you know he was the physical model for Eloisa James’s Lord Strange?

      1. Laura Simcox says:

        I did not know that! But good to learn. ;)

      2. Lorelei b. says:

        Didn’t know! Gonna take a look at that cover…

  16. LSUReader says:

    I’ll bring the margaritas and nachos. I’ll be wearing something purple. Hope the AC is decent. It’s HOT down here in Texas.

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      We not only have AC, we have the cooling Mt. Oly breezes! Which is good, because we also have all these HOT men.

  17. Megan Kelly says:

    So glad you’re throwing a party, Virginia. Looks like none of us have to be by ourselves now. Missing Nat’l is painful.
    I’m the oversized T and cotton shorts type too, as today is proposal revision day. sigh A back rub would be nice. A margarita would be better, but since I’m “working,” it’ll have to be just baked chocolate chip cookies.
    I’ll invite Colin Firth in his uptight Regency outfit. There’s something so appealing about that frilly collar and Darcy’s restraint. :)

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Thanks for coming, Megan! I’ll be continuing the party over on my Facebook page through Saturday.

      Good luck with revisions! Maybe, since we’re not counting virtual calories, we can discount the effects of virtual alcohol, too?

      1. Megan Kelly says:

        Ooohhh. I like this idea! Then put me down for the margaritas.

        1. Virginia Kantra says:

          Good choice!

  18. Haley says:

    Hi Virginia! This sounds awesome. Best thing about it: It’s girls night! Therefore calories do not count. Yoga pants and a t-shirt would be the attire, along with cupcakes, nacho dip (and chips), and cheesecake. Lots and lots of flavors of cheesecake. I’ll bring along massage therapist as well as a pedicure team.

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Mmmm…nachos! My not-so-secret weakness.

      And totally agree with you about the calorie count.

  19. Pamiam says:

    Just give me a t-shirt, shorts, iced T,anything chocolate and a book and you can leave me for days by myself.
    I have to admit I have never read anything by you but that is about to change. I love finding new authors and My Oly is always a good place to find them!

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Thank you, Pamiam! Now let me just pass you the Green Eggs and Ham…and a drink, of course.

  20. Sheridan says:

    Welcome to Mt Oly, Virginia! It sounds like a fun party going on! Thank you for hosting such a lovely event!

    I’m just going to take a few moments and stare longingly at the Avengers inviting me over. *sigh* That much awesomeness should not be allowed in one shot without a warning label. ;)

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Delighted you could drop by, Sheridan! We do have attractive guests, don’t we? Although I agree with Kathleen that the Magic Mike guys would be very welcome! (Hmmm…I may have to do something about that.)

  21. dbrown3400 says:

    Glad you came to Mt. Oly, Virginia. Sorry I missed you last year at RWA. I was lucky enough to meet some of the ladies from TGB which was a real pleasure after all these years. I’ll be wearing my flamingo covered pajama pants with a plain white T-shirt to the party and will bring good old Fritos and dip. How about some Razzatinis to brighten up the evening?

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Thanks for the welcome, D! And the Razzatinis! What’s in them?

      1. dbrown3400 says:

        They’re made from Raspberry Vodka, regular vodka and some Chambord. Maybe garnished with a little lime?

        1. Virginia Kantra says:

          Lime, definitely! Sounds yum.

  22. ladydawgfan says:

    Oooooh, a Hen Party!!!! Count me in!! I’ll be wearing my tank and soft sleep shorts (this being summer and all), and carrying VT maple syrup and blinis, and the ingredients for Mounds Martinis, a drink made with Godiva chocolate liqueur and coconut rum. I’ve also invited Gerard Butler to the dance. Hope everyone can make space for him!!

    1. Megan Kelly says:

      There’s always room for Gerard. :)

      1. Virginia Kantra says:

        Hell to the yeah. I’ll move over.

  23. Gwyn says:

    Partying is better than pouting, all things considered (although my inner-spoiled -brat is still moping). So I’m in sweats and flip-flops (the summer uniform). No suggestions for the guest list; surprise me. *G*

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Surprise you, huh? Wellll…We have a lot of actors. Maybe we need some athletes.


      Here’s the Italian soccer team in the new D&G underwear advertising campaign.

      Enjoy!

      1. dbrown3400 says:

        WOW!

  24. chey says:

    I’ll be wearing shorts and a tank top and bringing slush.

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Sounds comfy and cool!

  25. Kay says:

    I haven’t gotten out of my nightgown (big sleep tee) for a couple of days not, so bring on the party!

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Hi, Kay! No need to dress up. Or even to dress. ;-)

  26. Lorelei B. says:

    Oh, How cool is that? We get to have our own party! So glad you invited me. I was feeling rather down, seeing how all those lovely people in CA get to meet some of my favorite authors. But this will be like prepping for when I do get a chance to attend some day. Maybe for the next one, we’ll all get to go, right?
    As for the partaay, I have some chips and Mar-Go-Rita ;D. OOH! OOH! I wanna dance with Gerard! ♪♪Save a dance for me, G!♪♪ ;D I want what Chris Evans made for me, too. How lovely… You girls sure know how to party ;)

    1. Megan Kelly says:

      Next year it’s in Atlanta. Hope you make it, Lorelei. I plan to.

      1. Lorelei b. says:

        Hope so, Megan!

    2. Virginia Kantra says:

      Lorelei! Nice to see you somewhere besides Facebook. I’m totally on for Atlanta next year. But very honored to be on Mt. Oly with you all today!

  27. infinitieh says:

    Oh, so glad there’s a party for folks who couldn’t make it to Anaheim and must stew in our own jealousy. Thank you!

    Can this be a pool party so our guests will be less dressed and perhaps flex their muscles a bit? ;) So looking at Chris Evans…

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Definitely a pool party! I like the way you think. (And the way he looks…)

  28. Debbie says:

    Oh! A slumber, girls party at Mt. Oly!!! I will be wearing my long pant pj bottoms with white polar bears on a blue background. My top is a XXl blue t shirt. All this from the men’s department because, oddly enough, it makes me feel very feminine. I swim in it. Very comfortable.
    I will be bringing Apple Jack Sours in old fashioned mason jars along with various cheeses and crackers. Can we just infuse one of your dashing heroes with life and have him at the party? I will be happy just hanging out with the girls if that is not possible. Thanks for the invitation! :O)

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Debbie, I definitely think the guys should be here. In supporting roles. Mixing drinks, passing trays…Did someone mention footrubs?

  29. Claudia Welch says:

    We are all about The Party at Mount Olympus! Whoop! I’m in!

    Snacks: Spinach dip. I love spinach dip.

    Nightwear: Man’s t-shirt. My man’s t-shirt. :)

    I’m going to save a seat for Captain America. Because I’m patriotic. Yeah.

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Claudia, I salute you! :-D

      Thanks for letting me hang out on Mt. Oly today.

  30. pjpuppymom says:

    Hi Virginia! It’s hot here in South Carolina so I’m in cotton capri sleep pants and a tank top. I need to dress cool to counteract the fur furnace currently sleeping in my lap. All 75 pounds of her. ;-)

    I’ve had a blast at the Goddess parties for the past three years. NYC was especially fun since I got to meet several of the other Goddesses-in-training for the first time and see Cail again. It feels weird to be home this year but I only live two hours from Atlanta so I *will* be there in 2013!

    Since I’m not in Anaheim handing out my handmade chocolates, I’ve brought them to the party. (passes around an assortment) Enjoy! I’m also bringing an extra margarita machine because, really, can you ever have too many margarita machines? I think not!

    I’ve also brought some homemade blue cheese walnut spread and crackers. I made an extra big batch for all those lovely gentlemen working up an appetite in the pool. I do enjoy that view! :)

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Yum. Pass the blue cheese walnut spread. And thanks for coming!

  31. Julie says:

    Welcome to Mt Oly, Virginia! I would sit next to any of those hunka-hunka’s in my tank and boxers, but probably RDJ would be first….as long as he dresses up like Sherlock. ;)

    Did someone say party?? WOO HOO!! I brought my infamous queso blanco…cream cheese, crumbled breakfast sausage and Ro-tel tomatoes….YUM!! And, of course, tortilla chips. It’s EASY to make, and it’s always gone!

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Thanks for the welcome, Julie! The queso blanco sound delicious. And we have margaritas somewhere…

  32. E.R. says:

    One of these days I’ll be able to attend RWA. Yeah, one of these days…

    But for now, I’ll be wearing a pair of comfy shorts and a shirt. If I wasn’t conscious of my weight, I would have some gelato/ice cream, popcorn, or some other sweet snacks to munch on. Hmm, food…

  33. Virginia Kantra says:

    ER, I’m pretty sure virtual food has a no-calorie count. So feel free to indulge.

    RWA is always inspiring, educations, and exhausting. This is only the third one I’ve missed in fifteen years – but Anaheim just wasn’t in the cards or the budget or the schedule this time around.
    So glad I can hang out with you all!

    1. E.R. says:

      Yeah, budgetary constraints are a killer to one’s enjoyment, considering that in my bucket list, I want to attend a convention (or two…or three…or…).

      Food…virtual food…ah, if my virtual (good)angel/(bad)devil weren’t so opposite about it, I would indulge. BADLY.

  34. WendyK says:

    Now Virginia as a fellow Tarheel I know you’ve got Shine and Jack somewhere around here………I know you do. So just hand it over. LOL

    Sounds like everyone is having a ball!!! As for PJ’s well lets just say some days it just pays to stay in the birthday suit and with our heat today may just be the day. I swear NC is trying it’s best to roast us all. Actually I have on DH’s tee and PJ shorts. His shirts are big and roomy and cool. LOL

    hugs,
    WendyK

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Wendy, I’ll share. Let me just get Chris to fetch you some ice…

  35. Raonaid Luckwell says:

    * Waves at Virginia * From the Wild and Wonderful state of West Virginia (LOL. See my state has your name in it!) My Pack of dachshunds (weiner dogs) give an enthuiastic hello

    Um..Robert Downey Jr is looking good. You know I’d be willing to share my Strawberry Cheesecake Ben & Jerry’s ice cream or my Dr. Pepper with him. LOL And I don’t like to share any of that with anyone.

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Waving back at you, sweetie! Why don’t you just squeeze in next to RDJr.

  36. MaryC says:

    I’d bring a fruit and cheese plate and chocolate dipped strawberries. PJs would be an oversized sleepshirt.

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      Mmm, Mary, I like your menu choices!

  37. Lorelei b. says:

    Oh, sorry Virginia ! Was swooning over by the pool admiring our avenger guys…Thor really knows how to give a foot rub!
    And the snacks and beverages all Delish! -hiccup! I think I’ve had enough martinis and margaritas ;) . Definitely a great group of girls with us tonight.
    Oh, I wanted to ask what is your favorite thing to do at the rwa? Are these conferences mainly for authors? readers and fans are only allowed at the signings? Do regular people get to enjoy these workshops as well?

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      The booksigning is open to the public, and if authors know ahead of time that a group of readers is making a special trip in, they will sometimes try to arrange to grab drinks, coffee, dinner, something, before or after the signing. Because it’s wonderful to connect that way!

      The first day, Wed, has a special luncheon just for librarians. The workshops on the other days are generally very craft- and industry-focused and included in the conference fee. You can read more about the conf on the RWA website.

      My favorite thing? Spending time with friends I only get to see once or twice a year…or sometimes once every two years.

      Which is why I’m glad to have the chance for a virtual get together tonight!

      1. Lorelei b. says:

        Aw! I think that would be my favorite thing, too. Glad we got a chance to connect and party virtually! How times have changed. Don’t think 20 yrs ago we’d ever dream of meeting new people this way. Reading has become my favorite pass time and technology has made the whole experience even better. You’re very special for reaching out to your fans and sharing your talent, making our days brighter. By the way, Loved Children of the Sea :D . Now, any tea left and raspberry scones? Getting hungry… ;)

  38. Deidre Livingston says:

    Hey Virginia. I’m here in Fort Worth, Texas. I love pajama parties…I’m wearing an oversized t-shirt and ‘Thumper’ capri pj pants. I’ve brought fudgie oatmeal bars and fresh baked cheesecake with raspberries. The ladies have already brought my favorite guys–Jeremy Renner, Chris Hemsworth, Robert Downey,Jr., I think I’ll just meander over and say ‘hey’…

    1. Virginia Kantra says:

      I’m sure the guys will want to say “hey” back at you, Deidre. Thanks for meandering by!

  39. Virginia Kantra says:

    And if you all want to drop by on Facebook this weekend, we’ll try to keep the fun (and the giveaways) going. I hear that Virtual Channing Tatum may put in an appearance…

    1. Lorelei b. says:

      Woohoo! It’s a date!

  40. Mary Preston says:

    I’ll be the one cornering Chris Helmsworth. We are both Australian after all. So much in common all ready!!!

  41. bn100 says:

    I’d bring dessert and wear something comfortable.

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