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  1. Julie says:

    Him, thinking, “She must have hit her head harder than I thought…she thinks she’s a cat!”

    Her, thinking, “Purrrrfect…I’ve got him right where I want him.”

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Julie, that’s so funny — I thought she was in a cat-like pose, too. My cat looks like that a lot.

  2. Amanda says:

    Him: “No, you don’t need more rum….I know you want more, but pointing with your toes means that you’ve had enough already……Yes dear, I know it is up there.”

  3. Susan Mallery says:

    If you want to make the Olympics, you’re going to have to do better than that!

  4. kez says:

    That is NOT how you do the hokey pokey…

  5. Cheri Champagne says:

    “FLI – Female Leg Inspector”
    …”I does it right.”

  6. Jeanne Disney says:

    Him: So if I pour some on the right leg it will do the same thing?
    Her: Oh gosh why is that happening?

    (ps – love this movie and him)

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      It’s one of my favorites. :)

  7. SuzyQ says:

    “Did I ever tell you I used to do synchronized swimming?”

  8. Phyllis says:

    Are you sure you want it there?

  9. Molly says:

    “You were right! The hair on your legs is long enough to braid!”

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Ewww! Lol!

  10. kez says:

    She….this is not How to Capture a Countess!

  11. CrystalGB says:

    See that scar. That’s the injury that ended my dancing career.

  12. Kathleen O says:

    Him: I wonder where she gets her manicure done?

    Her: OH Walter, you naughty boy, you have a foot fetish..(giggles)

  13. Teri Betros says:

    Yes, this is the very foot that inspired Dr. Scholl’s.

  14. dbrown3400 says:

    Hmmm, I wish you had some nice silk stockings with a seam up the back.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Heck, I wish *I* had some!

      1. Freshechelle says:

        I’ll see what I can do.

  15. Madeline Hunter says:

    How did you get the polish on those nails so neatly after finishing this whole bottle?

  16. Freshechelle says:

    Look! I’m a sundial.

  17. Pat F. says:

    (Singing.)…….I am a tea pot, here’s my spout….

  18. Connie Fischer says:

    No, I don’t think your legs need to be washed – just your feet.

  19. Brenda Rumsey says:

    “I read this in a romance novel once. What happened next was…”

  20. Brenda Rumsey says:

    “Do you think this foot would fit in the glass slipper? I just know it will.”

  21. Brenda Rumsey says:

    “I don’t believe it. She killed that fly with one kick!”

    1. Susan Mallery says:

      LOL!!! That’s a good one, Brenda!

  22. Ann Finger says:

    You are right – they did put your tattoo on upside down!

  23. Lisa Hill says:

    I see a little stubble. More wax strips, please.

  24. Kelly Ryan Watson says:

    “You say you see twenty three toes?” He smiles and contemplates the bottle.

  25. Phyllis says:

    N, you’re right. You shouldn’t have painted your toenails after finishing the first bottle.

  26. Melody May says:

    Her: See, I can get a cup for your beer with just using my leg.
    Him: impressive

  27. Nicole M. says:

    Does this bandage make me look fat? Poor Walter, there is no right way to answer that question, is there.

  28. E.R. says:

    Her: Hm, is that a spider?
    Him: Where?
    Her: Not my foot! Up there!
    Him: Where?
    Her: Never mind.

  29. E.R. says:

    Him: That’s a nice color.
    Her: You think so? I think I should change it.
    Him: You do realize you only have one nail polish color with you, right?
    Her: …You just have to remind me, don’t you.
    Him: I aim to please.

  30. kez says:

    She: The doctor told me to keep my leg elevated!

  31. kez says:

    Perhaps it is not broken after all. Thank you for carrying me all that way though.

  32. Kelly Proellocks says:

    And then the chorus girl showed him how she would end her act on stage.

  33. stonehawk says:

    Him: What’s with the bandage on her leg?
    Her: I got his eye.

  34. Karen Hawkins says:

    You guys do this so well!

  35. bn100 says:

    What’s that in the air?

  36. bn100 says:

    It looks dirty to me.

  37. Linda Morrison says:

    Yep, you forgot to shave your ankle.

  38. bn100 says:

    Looks fine to me.

  39. Jo says:

    Her: This rum is so good I feel lighter than air! Wait, my leg IS lighter than air, see?
    Him: Yup, you’re right!

  40. bn100 says:

    Why’d you ask me to bring the bottle again?

  41. bn100 says:

    I need a new band-aid.

  42. bn100 says:

    You want to balance this bottle on your foot?

  43. bn100 says:

    Drink this and I’ll take a look at your foot.

  44. Peggy Warren says:

    I think your leg would make a perfect lamp stand…where’s that lamp shade?

  45. kez says:

    The foot bone’s connected to the ankle bone and the ankle bone’s connected to the leg bone…

  46. bn100 says:

    Now trying sticking the other leg in the air.

  47. Marissa says:

    Her: “I told you–no tan lines! Please deposit your dollar in the cup”
    Him: “Wait a minute . . *hiccup*”

  48. kez says:

    They say if you are feeling lightheaded you’re supposed to elevate your feet…now where’s my other foot?

  49. Marissa says:

    “I have inspected the situation from all angles; while I can find no evidence aside from the obvious, I must conclude that someone is, in fact, pulling your leg.”

  50. Lori Howe says:

    Aren’t your toes WHAT?

  51. kez says:

    She: Is “snakebite” what happened to my leg or what’s in that bottle?
    He: I honestly don’t remember…

  52. Donna says:

    Give me an “L!”

  53. mindy kubber says:

    Her – Pour some on my toes and then lick it off.
    Him – You want me to use the finger bowl to clean them off first?

  54. amber cheshire says:

    Him “Damn, I’ll need more liquor before I rub your feet”

  55. MAY says:

    Hmmm… I am sure that your leg is fine…

  56. Kathy Glombowski says:

    Him : “I wonder what size stiletto heel you wear?”

    Her: “I don’t wear stiletto heels, just pointe shoes!”

  57. Sara says:

    Maybe if I keep drinking this I could do that. Shall I?

  58. kez says:

    Oh yes I can-can!!

  59. Marissa says:

    *Picture taken from the first official “Barbie” design meeting*

    ” Yes, that looks perfectly natural. Can we make the dolls leg do this?”

  60. Tina says:

    Her: Ahh, I’ve got him just where I want him – wrapped around my little toe.

    Him: Duh…

  61. JoAnne Weiss says:

    You want me to look at what? When I could be having a drink?

  62. Marcia Karon says:

    I have the loveliest ankle in the world.

  63. Teresa Hudnall says:

    He’s thinking: Man does she have great legs or what? Dang it, I have been alone way too long!
    She’s thinking: Wow that rum sure does make my legs look longer than normal, heheheh. I think I like that stuff a lot!

  64. Marissa says:

    I just had a tremendous idea for the worlds tackiest umbrella. The boys are gonna love it!

  65. Nelda Beeler says:

    Is that a new tattoo?

  66. Marissa says:

    “I’ll be damned–that birthmark DOES look like Alfred Hitchcock!”

  67. BeachHouseWrite says:

    Even when I look at it from this angle … I see no difference. It looks like every other one I have seen.

  68. Gretchen says:

    “Yup, that’s one of the worst places to get a mosquito bite!”

  69. Amanda Hake says:

    You know you’ve had too much to drink when you start showing the proper way to point your toes!

  70. Dottie Swingle says:

    My caption for the picture on FB is THE STONE GARDEN

  71. Bettye McKee says:

    This old thing? Why, I’ve had it for years.

  72. Terry Plumart says:

    Okay, already, you’ve made your point!

  73. Dottie Swingle says:

    Caption for THIS picture with Leslie & Cary (?) DO YOU SEE THAT SPIDER UP THERE?

  74. Jane Mccarthy says:

    I still think it looks like pink toe polish not passion plush.

  75. Terry Plumart says:

    Whatever you do… DON’T MOVE!!!

  76. Brenda E Holmes says:

    ” I’m not sharing this with anybody! You know how long I waited for this bottle to wash up on shore?”

  77. Cora Hodges says:

    There I showed you mine now you have to show me yours… Let me hold that bottle for you… Heh heh

  78. Jennie Hartley says:

    Nope, that alcohol did not take off my nail polish…NEXT!

  79. Colleen Everly says:

    Ooh look at my pretty nail polish.

  80. donna ann says:

    her: it’s the perfect color polish for enjoying jungle wine
    him: if you say so, now where’s the other bottle at

    (ps: love that movie, but than I love always loved Cary Grant) :D

  81. Betty Hamilton says:

    “…so. do you like my new nail polish?”

  82. Betty Hamilton says:

    How’s that for plugging a leak in the ceiling?

  83. bn100 says:

    What else did you want me to look for?

  84. Susan Zanone says:

    WALTER: I say, Catherine, this thing you call “Pilates” is rather fascinating.
    CATHERINE: Wait until you see the big finale.

  85. Sandra Dailey says:

    Follow me to the moon and you will see the stars…!!

  86. kez says:

    For those of us old enough to remember ZZ Top:

    She’s got legs, she knows how to use them
    She never begs, she knows how to choose them

  87. Jenny Finstrom says:

    “Ooooh, look at my pretty toenails!”

  88. Joyful says:

    Wow, wish I could balance my bottle like that!

  89. Nancy says:

    Her: Darlin’ What color should I paint my toenails!
    Him: Hmm, Hot pink would look nice.

  90. Michelle Thomas says:

    Yep, you did miss a spot when you shaved.

  91. Florence Arndt says:

    Him ‘No I dont think another drink will help get the polish off your toes’.

  92. Jen B. says:

    This spot right here is hard to shave……

  93. Jen B. says:

    Whoopsie daisy, that’s how you fall with grace.

  94. Crystal says:

    Him: Wow you have magical toes….
    Her: Men are so easy…

  95. Judi says:

    Her: “Keep your eyes on the leg. You are getting sleepy…You are going to go buy me diamonds…”

  96. Tammy Henderson says:

    Carey…. That’s the best pedi I’ve ever had!

  97. Leah Weller says:

    Famous last words…..,”Watch this….”. :)

  98. Jeri says:

    “Yes, I used to have 6 but now there’s only 5…”

  99. E.R. says:

    Her: See, I told you that my feet can do ANYTHING.

  100. E.R. says:

    Him: Congratulations. You’ve just proven to me that you are crazy.
    Her: Why, thank you, kind sir.

  101. Julie F says:

    Her: Hmmm…..I don’t think I can go any higher.
    Him: I’d you go any higher I may fall.

  102. Lynne says:

    My mother always said if I kept doing this, my leg would be stuck in this position forever–HELP!!!

  103. Darnell M. Davis says:

    See, I told you I could drink and walk on air!

  104. sara gouveia says:

    Her : Hmmm.. I wonder how high I can stretch my leg, “Do you know my last boyfriend said I had horrible legs”.

    Him : ” Honey I know I’ve had a few, but let me tell you he must have been a blind fool..” Hmm.. What I wouldn’t do to shower her with butterfly kisses down that lovely slender leg of hers.

  105. Helena Harmon says:

    Her: Can you help me with my stockings?
    Him: Ummmmm your not wearing any.
    Her: So I’m not

  106. Mary in NY says:

    Eeny, meeny, miney, MOE!

  107. Mary in NY says:

    Look Ma, no hands!

  108. Brandi H says:

    Well I am not sure but it always goes up when I’m excited

  109. Pam Keener says:

    My leg is up and where is yours?

  110. Lynsey Peterson says:

    He’s thinking… Just a little bit farther and I won’t have to move at all or she’ll fall and I will have something to laugh about.

  111. librarypat says:

    See, perfect form. I can compete in either gymnastics or synchronized swimming at the Olympics.

  112. Vicky Alvarado says:

    She looks pretty good, for being declared dead.
    Good thing Father Goose is not a doctor!

  113. Lori Nicholas says:

    Yoga Darling, It will be all the rage in 60 years. You should try it, you will be extra bendy before you know it. :)

  114. Lori Nicholas says:

    Do you see that cute little freckle on my big toe. It has been there as long as I can remember. My Daddy called it an Angel Kiss but he never could figure out why they would want to kiss my toe.

  115. bn100 says:

    Like what you see?

  116. Lynnett Poorman says:

    So, you started drinking without me?

  117. Teri Lloyd says:

    Don’t you just love my red toe polish….

  118. Sharlene Wegner says:

    The more I drink, the longer your toes get!

  119. denise says:

    I’ll shave my legs if you shave your face…lol

    love FATHER GOOSE

  120. bn100 says:

    Does it look straight to you?

  121. bn100 says:

    What are you pointing at?

  122. bn100 says:

    Now try the other leg.

  123. bn100 says:

    You want to try to balance me on there?

  124. Marjorie says:

    I don’t think you’ll be able to stop that leak in the roof with just your big toe!

  125. teresa says:

    ‘sright, it doesh lookie like da’eiffel tower ish youse shay so

  126. Jen B. says:

    Looks like a good 180 degree angle to me.

  127. Mary Preston says:

    This is nothing. You should see what the other leg can do!!

    (LOVE this movie!!)

  128. Jody says:

    Your right… it isn’t impolite to point with your big toe…

  129. E.R. says:

    Him: Hold that pose for a minute. I’m going to swap that fly away.

  130. E.R. says:

    Her: I told you I could become a synchronized swimmer.

  131. Karin Anderson says:

    Such beautiful feet…wait why are there three feet? *Looks down at bottle* Oh.

  132. Shelley Jezowit says:

    Walter: Your right, I have had too much to drink, I see three of them now.

  133. Jeanetta Burton says:

    Please hurry and get that glass down or I will be drinking alone.

  134. Kristi says:

    “Do these toes make my butt look big?”

  135. Jen says:

    Bendy Girl! Can you do that on the other side too? (slurps his rum—-he did that a lot in that film– didn’t he?)

    Love that old film!

  136. LilMissMolly says:

    I think I need another drink, who knew girls could bend their legs like that?!

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