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Louisa Cornell, ladydawgfan, KateS and Kelly Ryan are the winners of Fun Contest Saturday!
Lori Austin's (aka Lori Handeland) An Outlaw in Wonderland has been named one of Publisher Weekly's Best Summer Books of 2013!!
A big CONGRATULATIONS to Goddesses Lori Austin (Lori Handeland) and Sabrina Jeffries for being named as RITA finalists for their historical romances BEAUTY AND THE BOUNTY HUNTER and A LADY NEVER SURRENDERS!
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Him, thinking, “She must have hit her head harder than I thought…she thinks she’s a cat!”
Her, thinking, “Purrrrfect…I’ve got him right where I want him.”
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 10:20 am.
Julie, that’s so funny — I thought she was in a cat-like pose, too. My cat looks like that a lot.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:44 pm.
Him: “No, you don’t need more rum….I know you want more, but pointing with your toes means that you’ve had enough already……Yes dear, I know it is up there.”
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 10:20 am.
If you want to make the Olympics, you’re going to have to do better than that!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 10:30 am.
That is NOT how you do the hokey pokey…
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 10:43 am.
LOL!!!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 2:20 pm.
“FLI – Female Leg Inspector”
…”I does it right.”
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 10:47 am.
Him: So if I pour some on the right leg it will do the same thing?
Her: Oh gosh why is that happening?
(ps – love this movie and him)
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 10:55 am.
It’s one of my favorites.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:45 pm.
“Did I ever tell you I used to do synchronized swimming?”
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 10:59 am.
Are you sure you want it there?
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 11:07 am.
“You were right! The hair on your legs is long enough to braid!”
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 11:12 am.
Ewww! Lol!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:45 pm.
She….this is not How to Capture a Countess!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 11:22 am.
See that scar. That’s the injury that ended my dancing career.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 11:23 am.
Him: I wonder where she gets her manicure done?
Her: OH Walter, you naughty boy, you have a foot fetish..(giggles)
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 11:29 am.
Yes, this is the very foot that inspired Dr. Scholl’s.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 11:33 am.
Hmmm, I wish you had some nice silk stockings with a seam up the back.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 11:41 am.
Heck, I wish *I* had some!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:46 pm.
I’ll see what I can do.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 8:29 pm.
How did you get the polish on those nails so neatly after finishing this whole bottle?
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 11:52 am.
Look! I’m a sundial.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 12:06 pm.
Lol!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:46 pm.
(Singing.)…….I am a tea pot, here’s my spout….
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 12:16 pm.
No, I don’t think your legs need to be washed – just your feet.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 12:21 pm.
“I read this in a romance novel once. What happened next was…”
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 12:38 pm.
“Do you think this foot would fit in the glass slipper? I just know it will.”
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 12:40 pm.
“I don’t believe it. She killed that fly with one kick!”
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 12:44 pm.
LOL!!! That’s a good one, Brenda!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 2:21 pm.
You are right – they did put your tattoo on upside down!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 1:51 pm.
I see a little stubble. More wax strips, please.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 2:22 pm.
“You say you see twenty three toes?” He smiles and contemplates the bottle.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 2:25 pm.
N, you’re right. You shouldn’t have painted your toenails after finishing the first bottle.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 2:26 pm.
Her: See, I can get a cup for your beer with just using my leg.
Him: impressive
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 2:30 pm.
Does this bandage make me look fat? Poor Walter, there is no right way to answer that question, is there.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:02 pm.
Her: Hm, is that a spider?
Him: Where?
Her: Not my foot! Up there!
Him: Where?
Her: Never mind.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:09 pm.
Him: That’s a nice color.
Her: You think so? I think I should change it.
Him: You do realize you only have one nail polish color with you, right?
Her: …You just have to remind me, don’t you.
Him: I aim to please.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:12 pm.
She: The doctor told me to keep my leg elevated!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:13 pm.
Perhaps it is not broken after all. Thank you for carrying me all that way though.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:14 pm.
Heh!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:47 pm.
And then the chorus girl showed him how she would end her act on stage.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:29 pm.
Him: What’s with the bandage on her leg?
Her: I got his eye.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:42 pm.
You guys do this so well!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:48 pm.
What’s that in the air?
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:53 pm.
It looks dirty to me.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:53 pm.
Yep, you forgot to shave your ankle.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:53 pm.
Looks fine to me.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:54 pm.
Her: This rum is so good I feel lighter than air! Wait, my leg IS lighter than air, see?
Him: Yup, you’re right!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:54 pm.
Why’d you ask me to bring the bottle again?
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:54 pm.
I need a new band-aid.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:54 pm.
You want to balance this bottle on your foot?
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:55 pm.
Drink this and I’ll take a look at your foot.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:55 pm.
I think your leg would make a perfect lamp stand…where’s that lamp shade?
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:56 pm.
The foot bone’s connected to the ankle bone and the ankle bone’s connected to the leg bone…
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:57 pm.
Now trying sticking the other leg in the air.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:57 pm.
Her: “I told you–no tan lines! Please deposit your dollar in the cup”
Him: “Wait a minute . . *hiccup*”
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 3:58 pm.
They say if you are feeling lightheaded you’re supposed to elevate your feet…now where’s my other foot?
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:00 pm.
“I have inspected the situation from all angles; while I can find no evidence aside from the obvious, I must conclude that someone is, in fact, pulling your leg.”
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:02 pm.
Aren’t your toes WHAT?
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:03 pm.
She: Is “snakebite” what happened to my leg or what’s in that bottle?
He: I honestly don’t remember…
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:03 pm.
Give me an “L!”
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:04 pm.
Her – Pour some on my toes and then lick it off.
Him – You want me to use the finger bowl to clean them off first?
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:04 pm.
Him “Damn, I’ll need more liquor before I rub your feet”
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:05 pm.
Hmmm… I am sure that your leg is fine…
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:07 pm.
Him : “I wonder what size stiletto heel you wear?”
Her: “I don’t wear stiletto heels, just pointe shoes!”
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:07 pm.
Maybe if I keep drinking this I could do that. Shall I?
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:08 pm.
Oh yes I can-can!!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:09 pm.
*Picture taken from the first official “Barbie” design meeting*
” Yes, that looks perfectly natural. Can we make the dolls leg do this?”
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:11 pm.
Her: Ahh, I’ve got him just where I want him – wrapped around my little toe.
Him: Duh…
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:15 pm.
You want me to look at what? When I could be having a drink?
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:17 pm.
I have the loveliest ankle in the world.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:17 pm.
He’s thinking: Man does she have great legs or what? Dang it, I have been alone way too long!
She’s thinking: Wow that rum sure does make my legs look longer than normal, heheheh. I think I like that stuff a lot!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:17 pm.
I just had a tremendous idea for the worlds tackiest umbrella. The boys are gonna love it!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:18 pm.
Is that a new tattoo?
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:22 pm.
“I’ll be damned–that birthmark DOES look like Alfred Hitchcock!”
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:26 pm.
Even when I look at it from this angle … I see no difference. It looks like every other one I have seen.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:27 pm.
“Yup, that’s one of the worst places to get a mosquito bite!”
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:29 pm.
You know you’ve had too much to drink when you start showing the proper way to point your toes!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:30 pm.
My caption for the picture on FB is THE STONE GARDEN
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:37 pm.
This old thing? Why, I’ve had it for years.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:40 pm.
Okay, already, you’ve made your point!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:42 pm.
Caption for THIS picture with Leslie & Cary (?) DO YOU SEE THAT SPIDER UP THERE?
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:42 pm.
I still think it looks like pink toe polish not passion plush.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:42 pm.
Whatever you do… DON’T MOVE!!!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:42 pm.
” I’m not sharing this with anybody! You know how long I waited for this bottle to wash up on shore?”
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:48 pm.
There I showed you mine now you have to show me yours… Let me hold that bottle for you… Heh heh
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:51 pm.
Nope, that alcohol did not take off my nail polish…NEXT!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:59 pm.
Ooh look at my pretty nail polish.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 4:59 pm.
her: it’s the perfect color polish for enjoying jungle wine
him: if you say so, now where’s the other bottle at
(ps: love that movie, but than I love always loved Cary Grant)
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 5:06 pm.
“…so. do you like my new nail polish?”
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 5:17 pm.
How’s that for plugging a leak in the ceiling?
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 5:19 pm.
What else did you want me to look for?
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 5:24 pm.
WALTER: I say, Catherine, this thing you call “Pilates” is rather fascinating.
CATHERINE: Wait until you see the big finale.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 5:34 pm.
Follow me to the moon and you will see the stars…!!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 5:39 pm.
For those of us old enough to remember ZZ Top:
She’s got legs, she knows how to use them
She never begs, she knows how to choose them
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 5:45 pm.
“Ooooh, look at my pretty toenails!”
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 5:46 pm.
Wow, wish I could balance my bottle like that!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 5:48 pm.
Her: Darlin’ What color should I paint my toenails!
Him: Hmm, Hot pink would look nice.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 5:48 pm.
Yep, you did miss a spot when you shaved.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 5:50 pm.
Him ‘No I dont think another drink will help get the polish off your toes’.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 5:54 pm.
This spot right here is hard to shave……
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 5:57 pm.
Whoopsie daisy, that’s how you fall with grace.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 5:59 pm.
Him: Wow you have magical toes….
Her: Men are so easy…
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 6:00 pm.
Her: “Keep your eyes on the leg. You are getting sleepy…You are going to go buy me diamonds…”
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 6:06 pm.
Carey…. That’s the best pedi I’ve ever had!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 6:16 pm.
Famous last words…..,”Watch this….”.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 6:21 pm.
“Yes, I used to have 6 but now there’s only 5…”
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 6:33 pm.
Her: See, I told you that my feet can do ANYTHING.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 6:50 pm.
Him: Congratulations. You’ve just proven to me that you are crazy.
Her: Why, thank you, kind sir.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 6:51 pm.
Her: Hmmm…..I don’t think I can go any higher.
Him: I’d you go any higher I may fall.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 6:58 pm.
My mother always said if I kept doing this, my leg would be stuck in this position forever–HELP!!!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 7:04 pm.
See, I told you I could drink and walk on air!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 7:11 pm.
Her : Hmmm.. I wonder how high I can stretch my leg, “Do you know my last boyfriend said I had horrible legs”.
Him : ” Honey I know I’ve had a few, but let me tell you he must have been a blind fool..” Hmm.. What I wouldn’t do to shower her with butterfly kisses down that lovely slender leg of hers.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 7:32 pm.
Her: Can you help me with my stockings?
Him: Ummmmm your not wearing any.
Her: So I’m not
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 7:34 pm.
Eeny, meeny, miney, MOE!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 7:47 pm.
Look Ma, no hands!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 7:47 pm.
Well I am not sure but it always goes up when I’m excited
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 8:19 pm.
My leg is up and where is yours?
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 8:35 pm.
He’s thinking… Just a little bit farther and I won’t have to move at all or she’ll fall and I will have something to laugh about.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 9:00 pm.
See, perfect form. I can compete in either gymnastics or synchronized swimming at the Olympics.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 9:30 pm.
She looks pretty good, for being declared dead.
Good thing Father Goose is not a doctor!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 9:41 pm.
Yoga Darling, It will be all the rage in 60 years. You should try it, you will be extra bendy before you know it.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 10:00 pm.
Do you see that cute little freckle on my big toe. It has been there as long as I can remember. My Daddy called it an Angel Kiss but he never could figure out why they would want to kiss my toe.
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 10:04 pm.
Like what you see?
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 10:10 pm.
So, you started drinking without me?
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 11:10 pm.
Don’t you just love my red toe polish….
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 11:47 pm.
The more I drink, the longer your toes get!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 11:54 pm.
I’ll shave my legs if you shave your face…lol
love FATHER GOOSE
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 11:54 pm.
Does it look straight to you?
Posted on August 11, 2012 at 12:39 am.
What are you pointing at?
Posted on August 11, 2012 at 12:39 am.
Now try the other leg.
Posted on August 11, 2012 at 12:39 am.
You want to try to balance me on there?
Posted on August 11, 2012 at 12:40 am.
I don’t think you’ll be able to stop that leak in the roof with just your big toe!
Posted on August 11, 2012 at 12:59 am.
‘sright, it doesh lookie like da’eiffel tower ish youse shay so
Posted on August 11, 2012 at 1:02 am.
Looks like a good 180 degree angle to me.
Posted on August 11, 2012 at 3:08 am.
This is nothing. You should see what the other leg can do!!
(LOVE this movie!!)
Posted on August 11, 2012 at 4:02 am.
Your right… it isn’t impolite to point with your big toe…
Posted on August 11, 2012 at 4:18 am.
Him: Hold that pose for a minute. I’m going to swap that fly away.
Posted on August 11, 2012 at 6:26 am.
Her: I told you I could become a synchronized swimmer.
Posted on August 11, 2012 at 6:27 am.
Such beautiful feet…wait why are there three feet? *Looks down at bottle* Oh.
Posted on August 11, 2012 at 8:41 am.
Walter: Your right, I have had too much to drink, I see three of them now.
Posted on August 11, 2012 at 4:01 pm.
Please hurry and get that glass down or I will be drinking alone.
Posted on August 11, 2012 at 8:48 pm.
“Do these toes make my butt look big?”
Posted on August 12, 2012 at 12:37 am.
Bendy Girl! Can you do that on the other side too? (slurps his rum—-he did that a lot in that film– didn’t he?)
Love that old film!
Posted on August 12, 2012 at 8:38 pm.
I think I need another drink, who knew girls could bend their legs like that?!
Posted on August 12, 2012 at 9:29 pm.