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Two TGB authors come clean . . . about each other.

Coming February 26th!

Karen Hawkins and Julia London are doing a joint blog today. Why? We don’t know, but hey, they offered, and we figured what the heck. Besides, they both have releases the final week of this month, which always makes authors ‘play nice.’ At least for a day or two.

Coming February 25th!

Whatever you do, keep an eye out for both releases, which are sure to be as fun and lively as these authors are in person. Karen’s Duchess Diaries e-novella, PRINCESS IN DISGUISE, will be released February 25th, while the latest installation in Julia’s Secrets of Hadley Green series, THE LAST DEBUTANTE, will be released February 26th!

1. So, Karen and Julia, what’s the inspiration for your work?

Julia: Karen’s inspiration is the full cardboard cut-out of Hugh Jackman that she dresses in a kilt each and every morning.

I know, creepy.

Karen: When most of us hung up our tutus and princess dresses, Julia kept at it. She still drags them out and is inspired by the little damsels-in-distress vignettes she likes to act out.

Even creepier.

2. Is any part of your job hazardous?

Julia: Karen is always complaining about paper cuts. I don’t know if she’d making origami on the side or what, because honestly, I don’t know of any other authors who complain about paper cuts as much as she does. Of course, she does have that life sized cutout of Hugh Jackman … hmmm.

Karen: If you can die from dramaqueenitis, Julia would be the first casualty. There is always some crisis with her, like when she accidentally pressed “delete” instead of “save,” (total meltdown) or when her dog ate part of her finished manuscript (half meltdown). I don’t think it’s possible to lose that many chunks of writing in one career.

3. What’s the most fun part of your job as an author?

Julia: Karen enjoys staring for hours at her Hugh Jackman cutout. Seriously. H-o-u-r-s.

Karen: Julia likes being recognized as a romance celebrity. I think it happened once, and it turned out the person was related to her. But she still talks about it.

4. How many hours do you work a day?

Julia: Karen works all of the time . . . on Dragonvale. She’s at level 129 now and if she asks me one more time if I’ll give her a crystal, I’m going to scream.

Karen: I think capturing how much Julia “works” in “a day” is too ambitious.

5. If you could change one thing about your job, what would it be?

Julia: Karen would write on parchment with a quill if her editor would let her. She’s old school that way.

Karen: Julia would totally buy into a  Ten Instant Plot Ideas software kit.

What about you guys? What’s the most fun part of your job? Is any part hazardous? What inspires you while at work? If you could change one thing about your job, what would it be?

Karen Hawkins is giving away a copy of HOW TO CAPTURE A COUNTESS to one commenter and Julia London is giving away her last ARC of THE LAST DEBUTANTE to another. (Contest is open internationally, but TGB reserves the right to substitute a $10 online bookstore gift card in lieu of a physical book)

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342 Comments on “Two TGB authors come clean . . . about each other.”

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  1. Susan says:

    Lolllllll. What fun read! A great idea for a post which other goddesses should keep alive. Thank you girls for bringing a smile to my face. Love your work.
    As for mine, the best part of it is being alone in my office at my computer and at liberty to browse through TGB every day :)

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Susan, glad we could make you smile! :)

      We’re glad you have the opportunity to visit us. I must admit that’s one of the big benefits of my job, too — visiting the TGB ‘watercooler’ and hanging with you all.

  2. Ada H says:

    Best part of my job is hanging around my co-workers. Most hazardous is hanging around those that don’t have all their tools in the shed (if you know what I mean :P ) But that’s what makes work fun so I wouldn’t change it for anything — except for maybe a few more hunks for eye candy! LOL

    1. Julia London says:

      hahaa, Ada! And a few more hunks of eye candy never hurt anything

  3. Jamie-Lynn says:

    Not employed but this post was seriously hilarious.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Jamie-Lynn, glad you enjoyed it! :)

  4. Anita says:

    haha This blog is great!! Not employed either but I’d sure love to work with you ladies!

  5. Judy F says:

    Fun part of my job that’s a toughie. I would have to say most of my coworkers and when I am able to help a patient with their account.

    And I am with Karen on paper cuts. I had not one but two yesterday that had blood everywhere.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Judy, papercuts HURT, don’t they? People can mock all they want, but there are a lot of nerves in fingertips.

      1. Judy F says:

        they are still hurting. sigh

  6. Sylvia says:

    fun part: I work with really brilliant people, going out to dinner with them is always fun, interesting and just great.
    hazardous: Sometimes it really istoo much work, and I don’t get enough sleep – not good for my health.
    inspiration: the people
    change: I would like to travel less, not every week, but maybe once or twice a month.

    1. Julia London says:

      I never used to think much about sleep. Now I think about it all the time. If I sleep well, I work well. I’m sort of militant about it now.

  7. Stonehawk says:

    Well this blog made me LOL. Its funny. anyway I wouldn’t mind having a laptop for my typing I could type any where other than just being stuck at home on my computer. Oh well. I use this blog for inspiration to help me achieve a writing career. I like the ideas the blog comes up with that helps me think of lots of things to type down. seems fun.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Stonehawk, I don’t know what I’d do without my laptop. It goes with me everywhere. It’s been to the doctor’s office, the grocery store, the gym – everywhere plus every coffeeshop in a ten mile radius of my house.

      I’m glad we’re able to inspire you to write. That’s so cool!

  8. KellyProellocks says:

    Oh my! This is on the same level of epicness as the blog between Karen and Suzanne after RWA several years ago. The fun part of my job is the fact that I can take naps when I need to and that is because I am a student. The hazardous part is the fact that I get distracted because my housemate is around all the time. Gamer Dude is around all the time too but he could probably take the PS3 into the bedroom and play his games in there, it will be a good thing when he gets another job. What inspires me is my housework playlist and the crime shows that I have and the only thing that I would change is the fact that I failed a few too many subjects and so stuffed up my GPA so now I need to pull it up back to 4.0 if not better.

    1. Julia London says:

      A good playlist can be very inspiring! I listen to mine when I am out running with the dog and get all sorts of ideas

  9. Philomena D says:

    Very Sweet! Off to see a mansion in my own city that I have never been to!

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Philomena, please report back. I LOVE old houses and go to every one I can.

  10. aida alberto says:

    I’m not employed right now but I’ve been concentrating on my own writing and I can’t choose if it’s working in yoga pants all day or the fact that the kitchen is very close to me.

    1. Julia London says:

      These are both items that highly recommend writing as a career, I can attest to that.

  11. Sandi in OH says:

    I’m retired so most everything (except housework) is fun. I use to work for a non-profit that found senior volunteers for non-profit social agencies. While the pay wasn’t great, helping seniors and agencies was very worthwhile. My last job was with a transit authority that was falling apart. I helped rebuild it. I have a special needs son who benefits from the transportation.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Sandi, I used to work for a non-profit that did the same for college students! Very fun and rewarding work. It’s awesome, too, that you were able to help rebuild the transit authority. I am a firm supporter of public transportation and Hot Cop and I often use it to go downtown and see movies and go out to dinner just to infuse our dollars into the system.

  12. Liz B. says:

    This is a great idea! What fun and thanks for the giggles. I am actually in school right now, going for an English degree. The most fun thing is discovering new authors or reading classics that I never got around to. Oh, and the creative writing class that I’m in, amazingly fun! The least fun thing is getting to that mandatory Spanish class on Mondays and Fridays when it’s my only class. Ah well. IF I could change one thing, well, I can change it and I’m going to next semester, I’m going to change to a creative writing emphasis and then try for a literature Master’s. :) Best of all worlds.

    1. Julia London says:

      Oooh, Liz, a dream degree! We wish you much luck with it.

  13. cail says:

    My students are the best part of my job. They always crack me up. The hazardous part is the various bugs that come around. I catch them all!

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Cail, in a few years you’ll have the best immune system in the state! I bet you’re one of those amazingly fun and creative teachers that make learning fun. Those are worth their weight in gold and I hope you get to teach for many, many years. :)

    2. Ninoska says:

      Don’t get sick.

  14. Liz V. says:

    What’s the most fun part of your job? Being retired.

  15. LoriHandeland says:

    The most fun part of my job is all the people I get to meet, both online and in person and in my head.

    I also get a lot of paper cuts, and too much sitting is killer on the back.

    My inspiration is my deadline.

    If I could change anything it would be the business end. I just want to play in imaginary land.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      See, Julia, PAPER CUTS ARE A REAL THREAT FOR AUTHORS.

      Lori, sorry for yelling.

      I wish I found my deadline inspiring. It usually ‘looms’ and that scares me.

      And amen on changing the business end. Yuck.

      1. Julia London says:

        Because two nut jobs say its a threat? Don’t trot out Handeland as your back-up, Hawkins. She’s just as bad as you.

        Lori, I’m with you. I’d much rather play in imaginary lands than worry about the rest of the glunk.

        1. LoriHandeland says:

          Isn’t that the case of the nut calling the kettle black? Or some such thing.

        2. Kelly Proellocks says:

          Paper cuts are dangerous, especially if you’re diabetic or a student or a diabetic student and really unco at times, case in point, one time I was walking to work while reading and hit my head on a pole. Like this incident, paper cuts hurt and can distract you from that all important deadline.

        3. Karen Hawkins says:

          Handeland is an awesome backup. Her taste in quarterbacks is without compare.

  16. Pesky says:

    I’m a computer geek. I take particular pleasure in when I can figure out a way to get around a seemingly unsolvable issue.

    *putting on hardhat* I do a lot of customer support…it’s not fo sissies. I go by the motto. Life is rough…wear a helmet.

    My paycheck inspires me…go on scoff…but it makes my life off of work much easier.

    I would love to go back to working from home. I miss working from home.

    1. Julia London says:

      I think paychecks inspire us all, Pesky!

  17. Martha B says:

    I no longer have to work (for pay)! Now I am a professional volunteer. The BEST part about my “jobs” -
    * Being able to Choose activities that are dear to my heart.
    * My work involves serving seniors & disabled (or at risk) individuals helping them live independently. I make a difference in their lives (or so they tell me that!)
    * Work brings me joy.
    * A by-product is that I am more grateful for my own life.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Martha, a ‘professional volunteer.’ I like that! And what a rich and rewarding area, too. I’m from Florida and I see a lot of people who are retired and are doing some amazing things. Seniors are such a vibrant part of our community.

  18. Patoct says:

    Am happily retired now.

    Joy comes from above and spending time with family and friends, doing a little travel, and trying to read as many books as possible.

    patoc@yahoo.com

    1. Julia London says:

      One day, I too will enter the land of milk and honey and be retired :-) . I have so many books I want to read, and so little time!

  19. Beth Anne says:

    The best part of my current “job” (retirement) is that I finally get to read all your books! My past job required lots of work-related reading and I didn’t have time for fun reading- I REALLY love retirement!

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Beth Anne, woohoo! That’s exactly what I want to do when I retire … read, read, read, read, READ. It’ll be lovely. And thank you for reading our books! It wouldn’t be nearly as fun if we couldn’t share them with you guys.

  20. Sue K says:

    I’m retired, too so I really LOVE my job! :)

    1. Julia London says:

      That’s the job I want. IT is a looooooong way away

  21. Amanda says:

    The best part is being available to do stuff with the kids. The worst part is having all kinds of time on my hands, and really nothing to do with myself. The dangerous part is when DH decided to chemically engineer fireworks out of gun powder and powdered dairy creamer (he’s gotten it to work, but I was worried). The worst part is the housework.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Amanda, I would have had an heart attack about the fireworks. ACK!

      As for housework, it’s tricky because it’ll sneak up on you and suddenly there’s a TON to be done.

  22. Julie says:

    This blog made me laugh today!! :) Love it!

    What’s the most fun part of your job? Well, I have many jobs, but only one I actually get paid for. ;) The most fun thing would interacting with doctors and their staff. Some of them are so funny and nice and it really is nice to be able to help them.

    Is any part hazardous? Not really, other than being in a “paperless” environment, if the computer is down, you are BORED….

    What inspires you while at work? Helping people. It really makes me feel good to have a soothing impact on people that are going through something rough.

    If you could change one thing about your job, what would it be? Even though I like helping them, it would still be talking so much on the phone. Honestly, I talk on the phone so much at work I refuse to answer it at home unless it’s family. They can leave a message if it’s important or text me. ;)

    1. Julia London says:

      Julie, I feel that way and I don’t talk on the phone all day. I’ve never been much of a phone person.

  23. donna ann says:

    so glad you ladies played nice ;) if I could change something about my work, it would be to work as “often” as you both apparently do ;) congrats on the upcoming releases & anniv :)

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      donna ann, we DID play nice, didn’t we? But oh, it was tempting … heehee!

      Thank you for the congrats! We love this blog and it’s the centerpiece of our writing day.

  24. Karen H in NC says:

    Reading this blog today was great fun….now I know why you called it a ‘joint blog’…pun intended!

    I’m retired now so I don’t have to worry about what’s hazardous. But, it’s still fun everyday to log into my computer each day just to see what I can see…read what I can read…hope to win a book or a gift card to buy a book! Well, you get the idea.

    1. Julia London says:

      That’s what I do, too, Karen. But I should be working, haha. The internet is a huge distraction for me.

  25. JeanMP says:

    What a fun blog post to read. I am unemployed, so am enjoying being at home and just puttering around enjoying life at home.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      JeanMP, ohhhh I’m very, very good at house puttering. VERY. Thank you for joining us today!

  26. Maureen says:

    That was a fun interview and I enjoyed the answers. The best part of my job is the people I meet and talk to everyday.

    1. Julia London says:

      Maureen, thank you! I would not like that job. I would have to wear make-up for it.

  27. Maria P says:

    Thanks for the insight into your jobs, ladies. I can’t wait to read more of your books!

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Thanks, Maria! I hope you enjoy them. :)

  28. Rebe says:

    The best thing about teaching college Spanish is the students. The worst thing about teaching college Spanish is the students. Fortunately, this semester I have a truly lovely (and really funny!) group that makes going into work each day lots of fun.

    1. Julia London says:

      So funny, Rebe! Glad you are enjoying the teaching career

  29. Connie Fischer says:

    The best thing about my job is that I’m retired! That means I get to pretty much do what I want every day. Of course, there are those little interruptions from Hubby whining about not having any clean clothes or that he’s hungry or that there’s a huge dustball that he keeps tripping over in the hall. Whatever. Handle it. I’m busy reading! Hazardous? Yes, because I have to be careful not to trip over the same dustball or pile of dirty clothes. ;-)

    I loved your blog and good-natured teasing of one another. Friends who know one another well enough to tease like that are the best!

    I’m so excited about both of your books coming out. I have marked my calendar with stars all around them! Congratulations!

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Connie, I like how you handle your retirement and your demanding husband. You go, girlfriend! You’re officially My Hero.

      This blog has been such a blessing. I’ve gotten to know some great people, including the authors and it’s always starts my day with a smile. I love that!

  30. AmyS says:

    The puppy in that picture is so cute! I just want to snuggle him!

    I am a stay at home mom, so the best part of my job is getting to spend my day playing and teaching my kids. My 3 year old just learned to print her name. I was so proud of her!

    I am always stepping on or tripping over toys. Yesterday was particularly hazardous because the 3 year old dumped the dogs water bowl and I slipped in it. I have a nice bruise today on my knee.

    My kids inspire me.

    I don’t think I would change anything right now. 3 year old starts school in the fall, so things will change soon enough.

    1. Julia London says:

      Amy that dog is my very own Moose, who did indeed eat part of a manuscript. Currently, he is easily destroying one of those indestructible dog toys.

      Children and dogs are hazards just by breathing.

      1. AmyS says:

        Well, Moose is adorable!

        I haven’t been able to find a dog toy that my Lab couldn’t destroy in one sitting… if you find one let me know!

        1. Karen Hawkins says:

          I could use that info, too. My chocolate lab will carry around the cardboard tube from the inside of the papertowel roll for a week, but give her a toy from the store and she’ll have it in pieces in under an hour.

  31. Jen B says:

    Laughing hysterically at that interview!
    My job is as a SAHM…kids…’nough said :p

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Jen, SAHMdom is tough. Enjoy it (and them). One of my biggest regrets is not playing more with my kiddos when they were younger. Fortunately, we’re close and so I get to play with them now. And it still makes me grin all of the way to my toes.

      Thank you for joining us here at tgb. You guys make this place the best watercooler break EVER.

  32. Amy in Centreville says:

    If I could change one thing about my job (besides make more money) I would want a window in my office.

    1. Julia London says:

      Ooh, I hear you. Natural light is such a big deal for me. I need lots of it.

  33. Angela B says:

    I am currently not working and seeking employment.

    When I did have work, checking into the goddess blogs on break helped my day be a little brighter.

    It’s the little things that help.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Angela, sending you the best wishes in finding a job with lots of fun people.

      We love having you visit us – and yes, you’re so right about the little things. They help, hug, and carry us through, don’t they? :)

  34. Angela R says:

    This was hilarious! Thank you for bringing something bright into my day today. I almost choked on my greek yogurt from laughter. They say it is the best medicine, but in my case, it was almost tragic.

  35. Kelly Ryan Watson says:

    I’m working on a few different things at this time, so I find it very hazardous. My mind is going into too many directions and I think it just may explode!!! :) I have many inspirations, sadly life size Hugh is not one of them. I wish I could change my level of patience. It is something that I have a severe deficiency of! You guys cracked me up this morning! Thank you!

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Kelly, be careful! Distraction can be deadly. I’m pretty sure that’s how come I get so many paper cuts. My mind is elsewhere and zap! A cut.

      So glad we could give you a smile this morning!

  36. Jenny H says:

    Lol…funny article :)

    I’m a secondary school History teacher in the UK – the best part of my job is that I’m allowed to tell stories – albeit true ones, but often they’re the best. I love shocking my kids with gruesome tales!

    1. Julia London says:

      Jenny I would love to spend time talking to you. I have always been fascinated with British history. Because I was a queen to the manor born in a former life. I’m convinced :-)

      1. Ninoska says:

        I love french and spanish history. :)

      2. Jenny H says:

        Ha ha, and why not? I teach history from countries all over the world but have to say that the best stories definitely come from British history. Nothing reels in the imagination like the mystery, scandal and intrigue of years gone by! The challenge is working out how to keep as many of these stories into the curriculum while teaching what the government tells us!!

  37. Shawn Hamdorf says:

    You guys made my day reading that. It’s wonderful to see authors that can joke around with each other! I’m in Construction but as an office employee. I love my job but there are days that it gets pretty hectic. That and keeping up with the band I’m in. Life is never dull.
    Thanks for making my day.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Shawn, one of the cool things about tgb are the friends I’ve made, both reader and authors.

      So you’re in a band? What sort of music do you play? I love live bands.

      Btw, my daughter founded and then played in a band for several years until she moved away to work on her master’s degree. Here she is in her band:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3gy_7_A4o0

      She wrote that song, btw. It’s one of my favorites. :)

  38. Sheila M says:

    Well right now I’m unemployed and desperately looking— hey a good title for a book!!! Anyway I’m in customer service- NOT retail- and I love talking to customers on the phone.

    1. Julia London says:

      Especially if they are doing something fun, I would think

  39. Brittany green says:

    Love the blog! I’m a stay at home mom an nothing is as rewarding then seeing my daughters learn something new! The hazards are when they are sick or having a tantrum. I would like to actually get paid for my job if I could lol! But in a way I do by buying myself books, which I do a lot of! Haha

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Brittany, heck yes, being a stay at home mom is rewarding because it’s also a lot of work! Besides, I bet you get paid in sticky kisses and toothy grins. I love that!

  40. Shannon Torgerson says:

    What a laugh! I would love, love, love to meet both of you. If it were together, that would be icing on the cake!

    1. Julia London says:

      It can be arranged, you know. We often end up in the same places for various events. Maybe one of these days the goddesses really will have a goddess party as we’ve been threatening to do for a time now.

  41. Rita Wray says:

    I don’t work outside the home but I’m always busy with one project or another I have a list of jobs I want to do and then I cross them off as I do them. I’m planning to paint a few rooms in the spring and get started on my garden.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Rita, I need your get-up-and-go to use in my own home. We have a To Do list, too, but haven’t been to-doing many of them. As soon as I get this book done, I’m going to take two weeks off and hit that list, though.

  42. Teri R. says:

    So funny.Today is my 20th anniversary. Romance is so important. It gave me hope during a time when the man who said he loved me instead tried to kill me. Thankfully, I kicked him to the curb and when I least expected it found the man who would heal a very broken heart and soul. 21 years later…reading romances still bring me hope and enjoyment. I love reading the fun behind the scenes stuff from my favorite authors! Thank you!

    1. Julia London says:

      well said!

      1. Teri R. says:

        I am a stay at Mom of 4. My eldest is now in college and my youngest in junior high. I do get out of the Casa a lot to chauffeur my 15 year old to opera practice. I am nurturing the next Charlotte Church…or a small more attractive female version of Pavarotti.

  43. Cheri Champagne says:

    I’m a stay-at-home Mom and new Historical Romance author… so the most fun part of my job would be that I get to not only do what I love (write), but I also get to do what I LOVE (watch my kids). :)

    Hah! One could say that staying home with two boys under 4 (while pregnant with twins) is hazardous in-and-of itself.

    My husband and my family inspire me. I love what I do, and I do what I love :)

    I wouldn’t change a thing about what I do!

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Cheri, sounds like a win-win! :) It’s lovely that your family and husband inspire you. You are definitely living the life! :)

  44. shannon white says:

    I love reading I go through 1-2 books a day. I also will read up to 3 books at a time. I love both of you and thought this blog was funny, creative, and cute. I cant wait to read both of your new books and all the ones that will come in the future!!

    1. Julia London says:

      Thank you Shannon! May you start with The Last Debutante. Oh, and whatever Karen managed to eke out, too :-)

  45. Michele Hayes says:

    I am retired now, and have been for about a year, and I love it. Not that I hated my job, but being able to travel, read, play on the computer whenever I want has its attraction.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Michele, ahhhh – travel, reading, and computerizing, oh my. That would be my retirement plan, too. Lovely!

  46. Felicia Plastini says:

    I am lucky to work for myself running a small used goods store and well I think I’m funny and a blast to work with… :) But I also work part time for my sisters who own their own cleaning company. We clean banks. And it’s great because we work nights, always have holidays off and of course we get a long so well that it’s just fun all night! And would’ve thought that cleaning was fun!

    1. Julia London says:

      Not me :-) . But if I did it with my sisters, I might think differently.

  47. Lena says:

    I love this blog. I love my job because it makes me feel like I’m putting together a puzzle. Some are small and some are large but the variety keeps me going.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Lena, that’s so nice that your job challenges you in such a positive way. I’ve always loved having a job that pushes me a bit because otherwise, I’m not engaged and get bored quickly.

  48. Amanda Banks says:

    The best part of my job is getting to spend my time with the two most important boys in my life. The most hazardous part of my job are the toy mines strown around the house. When you least expect it, you get tripped up by superhero armour, or step on legos.

    1. Julia London says:

      I know from personal experience that nothing hurts worst than landing on superhero armor!

  49. Kathy says:

    I’m not working at this point in my life but when I was a nanny/housekeeper, I loved being goofy and silly with kids yet still be the grown up in charge.
    I adored taking care of a family, snuggling with children and helping them grow into great,kind, interesting people.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Kathy, and you are great at it, too! But you didn’t mention your cooking skills, which I understand are just as great and magnificent as your child care capabilities. :)

      1. Kathy says:

        thank you!

  50. Diana Robledo says:

    I leave for work in an hour and reading today’s blog was the perfect way to jump start my day! Very entertaining. LOL

    1. Julia London says:

      Thank you!

  51. raeline says:

    Happy anniversary.Love reading both of you,and i cant wait to read both of the new books .

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Thanks, raeline! I hope you enjoy them both. :)

  52. Heather says:

    I loved the blog today! You guys are too funny!
    As for my job, I just accepted an offer to work as a RN in the Emergency Department. The only thing I would change is the hours! 12 hour shifts on nights will be tough, but I am sure I will love it! I really cannot answer the other questions yet! But I am hoping to have some good answers soon!

    1. Julia London says:

      Congratulations Heather!

  53. Anne says:

    Your post gave my day a great start. I enjoy spending time with my grandchildren who always are a joy.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Anne, thank you for including us in your morning! Grandchildren are such a joy. I am anxiously awaiting the day when I have a few myself. My kiddos aren’t married yet, but it’s only a matter of time. WOOHOO!

  54. Erin says:

    Love it! Both of you are amazing authors, and I love the back and forth. Anxiously awaiting the next novels :)

    1. Julia London says:

      Thank you Erin!

  55. Kimh says:

    The money more wouln nice
    helping the students suceed is great

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Kimh, ah yes, more money. I think we would all like that. It’s so nice that you get to help students succeed! What a gift you’re giving!

  56. diane says:

    Working with children gives me hope and makes my days worthwhile.

    1. Julia London says:

      Awww….that gives me hope, too, Diane. :-)

  57. Sheridan says:

    The most fun part of my job? There are many. I work with some very funny and creative people – it is a blast when the ideas start flying. I think the most hazardous thing is staring at my computer all day and sitting for long periods of time. Makes for even crappier eyesight and back aches from time to time.

    If I could change one thing? That I lived closer to those I work with.. I think meetings in person over wine are always fun. :D

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Sheridan, oh the staring at the computer all day — that can wear you out more than you’d think, doesn’t it?

      And a big HECK YES on living closer to people you work with so you can meet over wine. YES, YES, YEEEESSSSSSS!

      1. Sheridan says:

        that’s what I’m talking about! :D

  58. Cyndi C. says:

    I am an Office Manager for a glass company that has 4 different divisions. I handle everything for all 4 divisions EXCEPT the actual cutting, installing and delivering. I am the only office personnel in the company so all paperwork for all 4 divisions is my responsibility. The fun part about my job? There isn’t one. I would have to say that since I stay so busy that the time does fly by. Which only leaves me with the feeling that I am always behind on everything. The BEST part of my day is going home to a new book. I can get lost in the book and forget what is waiting for me when I go back to work in the morning.

    1. Julia London says:

      Cyndi, there are so many aspects to my job I don’t like, too, but the best part about it is escaping into fantasy land every day. Love that.

  59. Pam B says:

    The best part about my work is the regular customers I have. The worst part is the customers that have no clue what real life is. I work retail and we call the majority of the customers full moon people and they come out at strange times. If I could change one thing I would be able to finish my degree and be the teacher that is itching to come out.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Pam B, I’m sending you ‘you can do it!’ vibes for your dream of finishing your degree and becoming a teacher.

      Hot Cop teaches classes online for a major university and loves it. Maybe something flexible like that will help you knock out those final classes. :)

  60. Teri C. says:

    The most fun part of my job is definately the people I work with and encounter. The paper cut danger is real, I have the scars to prove it, and did you know that you can get them from cardboard boxes too?
    Thanks for the great blog.

    1. Julia London says:

      I did not know you can get cut from a cardboard box. And I suspect Karen’s cuts aren’t toooooooo deep. :-)

      1. Gretchen says:

        Cardboard box cuts are much worse!

  61. Vickie P says:

    Now that I am retired, the best part of my day is having time to take reading breaks and staying up late to read!

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Vickie, you’re living my dream life! When I retire, I’ll read all night and nap all day, like a reading cat. Heh!

  62. Heidi D. says:

    Great blog post today…sooooo funny! :P I’m a stay-at-home mom to 4 kids, so I’d say just having 4 kids is hazardous. But, it’s the best job in the world, and I wouldn’t change a thing. :)

    1. Julia London says:

      4 kids is hazardous!

  63. Winnie P says:

    started my day with smile. Where did you get a full size cardboard cut-out of Hugh Jackman?

  64. Grace Baldi says:

    I retired to babysit my grandchildren. Have 8 which keep me busy. Love to read all authors and wait anxiously for everyone new books.

    1. Julia London says:

      Goodness! All at once??

  65. ellie says:

    Cute post. I read a lot, travel infrequently and walk each day. the sunshine is what I require. Best wishes.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Ellie, sunshine is soooo important. I’m bleh without it.

  66. Amy Roach says:

    I absolutely love these womens :) Books Books Books :) i follow each on facebook and so look forward to their posts!..

  67. Kimberly M. says:

    Totally enjoyed the blog. This is the first time I’ve read anything from The Goddess Blogs and it definitely made me giggle!

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Kimberly, come back often and visit! We have a lovely time here on TGB. :

  68. pearl says:

    I woke up with a good mood. Thanks. I take care of my grandson who is adorable and we read together.

  69. Janet Griscavage says:

    I loved your bantering back and forth. I am retired now and babysit my grandkids to lighten the load financially for my son and his wife. My granddaughter is 27 months and my grandson is 8. My husband is also retired so he takes our grandson to and from school. My daughter is soon to have her first child, a boy. So I treat both of my children equally I will also be babysitting my new born grandson. I receive no pay for this job, but lots of time with my grandkids. Hugs and kisses come easily fron the 27 month old and occasionally a hug from my 8 year old grandson. So that is payment enough. We read and read and read. The best help I can give my grandchildren for success in school and life. The bad part of the job is there is a reason you have your kids when you are in your twenties/thirties and not when you are 60. I am watching the clock by 4:30 waiting for 5:00 to come. I am really tired when they leave but I always look forward to their return.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Thanks, Janet! You are obviously hard at work teaching those grandchildren the most important of all things — to love reading. Good for you!

  70. Audra Holtwick says:

    I would like to go back to school and find something I would love to do.
    The article is great and has a lot of funny.

  71. Carol L says:

    loll lol Awesome post ladies. Loved it.I’m retired now and my 7 are all grown with their own families so the fun part is I get to read as long as I want now. :) Thanks for the laughs .
    Carol L

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Thanks, Carol! :) And you have SEVEN children? That made me tired just READING about it. Whew!

  72. Pals20 says:

    *smiling fondly* Aah, nothing like a friend’s *cough, cough* love for you.

    What you could change one thing about your job? Well, my job itself, don’t you know!! Interoffice politics, blechhh….

  73. Teresa Rathburn says:

    I would like to know what Hugh Jackman’s cardboard cutout is wearing BEFORE he gets dressed in his kilt every morning!

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Teresa, heh! I bet you would! ;)

  74. Crystal R. says:

    Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning. You guys crack me up! :) Since I don’t have my dream job (course you gotta know what your dream is first) I would probably change just about anything & everything. *sigh* Someday I’ll find my dream. Until then though I live the dream through other’s words & worlds. :)

  75. SuzyQ says:

    You guys crack me up! Great post this morning.

    The best part of my job is the people I work with. We have a good, fun group and I think that’s important considering you spend, what? almost a third of your time with them. And the only thing hazardous is an occasional coffee spill, hopefully not on a keyboard.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      SuzyQ, you’re absolutely right – the people you spend your time with at work matters. I’m so glad you have some fun office mates!

  76. Mabel Pirner says:

    Love this blog- I needed a laugh this morning! The thing about my job that I love the most is working with numbers (I know I am a geek). The thing I would change is the politics that go on in the office. And as a previous poster said – my paycheck inspires me to keep going when I am feeling down. It also helps that I can check in on you guys too.

  77. Laura says:

    LMAFO god this gave me such a great start to my day. I wonder if they are really like this or if you guys all actually get along, but I must say I love you!

    What’s the most fun part of your job?

    Now I am a stay at home mom, I have two babies, erm a baby(7months) and big boy(4years), and the best part of my “job” is waking my oldest up for school he is so hilarious when he wakes up, he spouts the most random things this morning I was told the gold fish was dancing in the x-box.

    Is any part hazardous?

    Hazardous . . . I have two children so yes very, the main hazard is waking up in the middle of the night and having to go to the bathroom and finding every single Lego my son owns.

    What inspires you while at work?

    I am inspired every day by my children, they are so happy and loving that honestly they make me want to be a better person to be strong and to show them every day how much I love them.

    If you could change one thing about your job, what would it be?

    A few less poopy diapers wouldn’t go amiss XD

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Laura, of course Julia and I get along … during release week. (Heh!)

      I laughed like a hyena at your lego comment. I think I have scars on one foot from legos and when I see them, my toes curl. NOTHING hurts like a lego under a bare foot.

  78. Carla C says:

    My last job was Crazy, with Cray Cray on the side. I managed 20 men in the field, construction/installation and repair. I was stuck with all the paperwork, phone calls, and drama within the office. To make light of the walls closing in, I would start putting on music – it would be sing and dance time. What better way to cheer yourself and others up then jumping on top of filing cabinets doing funny karate moves whenever Kung Fu Fughting came on or an 80s sing off with some co workers.

  79. Debra Sarran says:

    Drama Queenitis – Finally! Now I know what I suffer from. But shhh! Don’t tell my husband – he says I’m dramatic, I say creative. To-may-to, to-mah-to. Lol

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Lol! Debra, we won’t breathe a word to him. Heh!

  80. Julie Oliver says:

    Hi, Love your books. Have a great day!

  81. Lisa west says:

    I have found Julia through Karens recommendation I enjoy all the books. It makes my day at work better because I read on kindle at lunchtime. Sooo, keep em coming!

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Lisa, she’s an awesome author, isn’t she? Love her work. Next, you should try Suzanne Enoch or Sabrina Jeffries or Madeline Hunter’s or — I’m going to blow up your shelves! :p

  82. Tracy Gilpin says:

    the most fun part of my job is the end of the day! :) Honestly, I have a pretty boring job (dealing with billing) except for the fact that the dangerous part is having to deal with advanced degree individuals who have lost all common sense (if they had it to begin with). If I could change one thing about it, it’s hard to pick – either not having to deal with private insurance….or not having to deal with those advanced degree/no common sense people. Seriously, I am grateful for my job and have worked hard to get where I’m at. There is also fun in the fund-raising events we have! I keep myself sane with my FB breaks and by reading at lunch time!

  83. Heather Sollis says:

    I loved this!! Thanks for the smile!

    While I am very grateful to have a job in the current economy, the one thing I would change about my job is the actual location of the office. Luckily, I can work from home a couple days a week but when I travel into the office, it takes me 2 hours as I use public transport at the moment.

    Oh ya, that reminds me, I need to get back to studying for my driving written/theory exam instead of reading more interesting things :)

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Heather, wow, two hours of commuting time. That’s a HUGE part of your week. I’m so glad you can work at home part of the time, though. That’s so nice!

  84. Emy says:

    Bitchy can be so bad to read, but it is really funny when you know the two sides actually like each other! :)

    1. Emy says:

      And in response to the questions?

      What’s the most fun part of your job? Sadly, cataloguing and stats. I’m boring and I don’t care :P

      Is any part hazardous? Nah

      What inspires you while at work? When things are WRONG and therefore must be fixed. Now! :)

      If you could change one thing about your job, what would it be? Ability to taser the students sometimes >.<

      1. Karen Hawkins says:

        LOL! Emy, if you ever get permission to tase the students, let me know. As a former teacher, I often imagined being able to do just that. Not to many students, of course … just one or two. And only one, really, REALLY good time.

        Heh!

  85. Ann Marie says:

    Thank you for making my morning. You both are Great!

    My co-workers are the best part of my job. The bad part, our patients get in the way of us talking about and reading your books.

    Happy Anniversary Goddess!!

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Ann Marie, those pesky patients. Don’t they know you’re reading GOOD books? Sheesh. So selfish. ;)

  86. Krissy says:

    The favorite thing about my job…hmm…tough choice beteen getting to listen to Pirates, Penguins and Steelers game along with music while I work and the fact that I don’t have to deal with the public. The worst thing would be learning how stupid doctors (nurses, physicians assistants, etc) can be at times.

    Love the blog entry! :)

  87. Jadeen Johnson says:

    I do not work do to having a chronic illness, but I do have a wonderful dog that I get to take out for a small walk everyday. The hazard though is of course what the dog does (If you know what I mean). If I could change anything it would have Sean Connery as a walking partner, I’ve always thought he was hot.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Jadeen, I don’t know what I’d do without my dogs and I know Julia feels the same. She has Moose and I have Sadie May and Po Dog.

      Btw, I would like to have Hugh come and go for walks with me. Maybe I can put wheels on my cutout? Hmmmm.

  88. may says:

    I like dealing with people…. Most of the times anyways…

    1. Julia London says:

      Most of the time :-)

  89. Sandy Kenny says:

    Thank you so much for such an amusing blog!! You two are both awesome writers and I enjoy reading everything that you put out for us reading junkies. Keep up the wonderful work!! :) PS: I don’t think there are many women who can resist Hugh Jackman! Personally, I drool over Chris Hemsworth, but Hugh is hot too, so I can’t blame Karen for her “obsession”. ;)

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Sandy, Chris is a worthy Hugh replacement, so drool away! You have my blessing. He seems very nice, which is awesome.

  90. Sara says:

    You ladied are too funny. Perhaps that is why your books are so good to read.

    1. Julia London says:

      That is what I say to Karen frequently. “My books are brilliant.” She says, “Are you talking again?’ haha

  91. jcp says:

    Thanks for the laugh.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      jcp, you’re very welcome! :)

  92. dbrown3400 says:

    Great blog post! It’s obvious you know each other well. A little snark goes a long way.

    I technically have two jobs. Writing reviews while at home gives me the freedom to listen to my music or have sports on tv in the background. It also exposes me to genres I ordinarily wouldn’t read. Sometimes that’s not such a good thing. Also deadlines can come upon me quickly, especially when I have a lot of books to review. That’s the thing that’s wrong that can be fixed with better time management on my part.

    My other job is watching Leia. It was a joy to see her develop from a one y/o into the 4-1/2 y/o she is now. She’ll be five at the end of April, which I find hard to believe. The problem I have there is the different approaches to discipline my daughter and I have. I’m a lot stricter and don’t have many problems with Leia, while they seem to be in a constant battle. Sometimes I should get hazard pay when she wants to play Rock Star Barbie for hours.

    1. Julia London says:

      Interestingly, I am about to start writing a book about that very thing – different parenting styles

  93. dbrown3400 says:

    BTW, please don’t put me in the daily drawing because I already have both books. HOWEVER, don’t leave me out of the drawing for the big stuff. Thanks.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Dbrown, if your name is drawn, just notify Sheridan when she emails you and she’ll redraw. Everyone will be entered into the overall drawing without fail, so you’re covered! :)

  94. Debbie says:

    I’m a SAHM who’s started subbing at school. The best part is when I get paid (during lunch break) to do volunteer stuff (shelve library books)! I think the biggest hazard is keeping kids from killing themselves on the playground. Kids at the school are encouraged to read whenever they have time and I’m jealous because I don’t remember getting to read that much in school.

    1. Julia London says:

      I cringe everytime I see one jump off something.

  95. Ginger Robertson says:

    You 2 ladies are so funny, I needed that this morning….crazy! And every time I see a picture of Hugh Jackman, I think of Karen, seriously.

    Ok, I enjoy the challenge of meeting my professors expectations of what they are needing and what I can provide. Such as right now, Prof David just sent a test to me, where he has pulled questions from a test bank, both t/f and multply choice. The whole test is to be t/f. He as went in and modified multi choice to t/f, move this here there and everywhere, and I quote “You couldn’t repeat what I did with test”. Really??? I wouldn’t even try to. He has cut and pasted all over the place with said test, oh and 100+ questions. Prof D wants test in 2 columns on paper, and by the way, Prof D plans to make more edits, additions, whatever to said test prior to Friday. Oh, what fun this will be.
    All the while, I am trying to track down 2 checks, $5200 & $13000, for another person. Checks were sent to campus but not specifically to our dept, so said checks are floating around and around. This is pay for 2 people for this month, not looking pretty, at all!
    This doesn’t include other work for the other full time 7 profs and 2 part time profs. Weee are we having fun yet?

    What I would change about my job is working exclusively for my dept only and not the Executive Education director. The Ex Ed director is a nice guy but I hate having my time pulled in 2 different directions. Actually more than that if you think about the other profs but 2 different in the type of work that I do for the different “depts”.
    Thank you ladies for the entertainment as I desperately need it with how my day is going.

    1. Julia London says:

      Ginger, sorry you’re having a rough day!

  96. Sandy Kenny says:

    To answer the question about my “job”…being a stay-at-home mom of 4, I think the most difficult thing to deal with is my 11-year old son’s unpredictable behavior. He is severely autistic, and I never know when he is going to have an “explosion”…most people call them “meltdowns”, but they are so sudden and unexpected it’s like a time bomb–you never know when it’ll go off or what will set it off.

    1. Julia London says:

      Wow, Sandy. 4 kids is a full time + another full time job. Add autism to that, and it’s a wonder you ever get to read. Hope your day is going well

  97. Kathleen O says:

    I had to retire early because of medical reasons. But when I worked, the best part of my job was organising the office functions. I am a good planner…
    You gals did a wonderful job at this interview..LOL

    1. Julia London says:

      I wish I had that skill

  98. Gretchen says:

    Hey! I just got a nasty papercut at church, handing out bulletins! A good slice right on the pad of the right index finger can really get in the way! Bleeding was also inconvenient, since I was a greeter and I was supposed to be shaking people’s hands as they entered. Oops. But I will say, you can get worse ones from tin foil. Now those are bad!

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      See, Julia? SEE? It hurts.

      Gretchen, I can’t even imagine a tin-foil cut. Ouch!

  99. CrystalGB says:

    The best part of my job is interacting with the students.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Crystal, I used to work at a college and that was my favorite part, too. They’ll keep you young at heart!

  100. BookLady says:

    Helping students find the perfect book to read for enjoyment is the best part of my job. I just love when the students become excited about reading.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Booklady, my life was changed by a very, very good librarian. She found me books to read that I wouldn’t have tried otherwise and gave me a love for all genres. I bet you’re having the same effect on some of the kiddos you’re helping now.

  101. Jennifer Davies says:

    I admire writers… or people that can work in a solitary environment. I can’t…. not for more than a couple days anyway. Thanks for the insight into your world.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Hi Jennifer! It can get lonely, but we’re all connected via the ‘net, plus we have family and friends who keep us from turning into total recluses.

  102. Janae says:

    I’m a married, single, SAHM because dh’s job keeps him away for many hours, who’s also, a school volunteer, avid genealogist, jewelry designer, and wannabe gardener. The best things about my jobs – there are so many things.

    One – finishing a piece of jewelry, and it’s better than I envisioned. I’m currently working on 8 different pieces, including a hollow form ring that’s going to have a piece of turquoise on it. It was 7, but then I realized that the backing would be better with a smaller stone, instead of a hunk of turquoise. Now, it’s going to have an 3 mm aquamarine cab that will kind of look like a robin’s egg if it all works out right.

    Two – finding information about my family. I FINALLY found the death record for my ggrandmother’s sister who died as a baby Sunday night. Looking at all the other deaths recorded on the page, made me so thankful for vaccines and modern medicine.

    Three – volunteering at school can be hit or miss. Yesterday, it was a hit. My dd’s grade was picking up trash at the school. This boy in her class has a peanut allergy and carries his epipen with him during lunch. He came in the room, looked at all the moms, and then gave me his epipen. It feels great to be trusted like that.

    Four – as a mom because my kids talk to me about everything. They are funny,get things that kids their age don’t get (and some adults – like irony), and have made me a better person. They’ve taught me to be consistent and yet flexible, which has done more to save my sanity.

    Five – as a wife – it’s just fun to hang out with my husband. He’s a great guy. Even though, this year’s going to be crazy with 2 movies, a tv special, and 6 internet shorts, he’s taking Friday off to spend it with the kids since it’s a 4 day weekend for them.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Janae, how do you work on so many pieces at once? Does it ever confuse you, or do you know as soon as you see how it how you want it to turn out? I’ve always admired jewelers. It takes so much vision and skill … wow. Just … wow.

      1. Janae says:

        It’s kind of crazy to be working on that many pieces at once. This time around that I figured that I needed to make 7 bezels that I should make them all at once. It’s not my favorite thing to do because it’s tedious. So normally, I don’t work on 8 pieces at a time.

        Sometimes I know exactly what I’m going to do when I start, and the plan never changes. More often than not, I get started, the creative juices start flowing, and my plan changes. Even now, I was going to put the aquamarine cab on this morning. I looked at it, again, this afternoon, and I’m thinking, I’m going to enamel the bird and leave off the cab.

        The best thing about being able to make jewelry – even just wire wrapping, you always have jewelry to wear and can make something when you don’t.

        I better get back to making my backplate for my bezels before I get distracted more.

  103. Jeanne Disney says:

    I enjoyed that read – but Julia I don’t understand why you don’t like the idea of the Hugh Jackman life size cardboard cutout – I would love that at my job it would help me get through each day :-)

    What would I change about my job – my job. It is a nice place but I think I am tired of catering to the children who can’t even dial a telephone without needing help – ugh men in suits. My radio inspires me the music can take me away when things get hectic – I use to be able to set my Nook up and read my book without anyone noticing but I thought I better stop doing that.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Jeanne, I think Julia’s just jealous of my Hugh Jackman cutout, but won’t admit it.

  104. Angie E says:

    I work for a Probation Department and the most fun part of my job is probably my lunch hour, hanging out with my coworkers. I am actually lucky enough to work with some great people and they make the work day’s better :)
    I used to actually work in one of our juvenile halls so there is an element of danger being around little bad kids, especially our max unit, but currently the most dangerous part of my day would be a papercut ;)
    I could definitely use some eye candy during the day to make the days even better!

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Angie, oh, we could ALL use more eye candy to help us get through our days! :)

      It’s awesome that you work with such great people. That’s a true blessing!

  105. Lois M. says:

    Hmm… well, the one thing I would change about my job is that it was being an astronaut instead of anything else… but, um, well, anyway… ;)

    But you do get paper(-like) cuts from the darndest of things, not just paper… quiet annoying, actually. LOL

    Lois

    1. Lois M. says:

      Sigh… quite, not quiet. Yep – Nap time. :)

      Lois

      1. Karen Hawkins says:

        Lol! I didn’t even catch that because I ‘saw’ what I thought would be there.

        Sadly, I can’t spell anything in the morning unless I’ve had TWO – count ‘em T-W-O – cups of coffee. Before that, I’m fumble-fingered and illiterate.

  106. Molly R. Moody says:

    Ladies, play nice! I love reading books from both of you though I just rediscovered Karen’s writing last year. Keep up the good work ladies. I’d love to win either book and of course would love a gift card even more.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Molly, good luck with the drawing! We number each comment, put the number in a randomizer, and get the winner from that.

      I’d delighted you just found my writing. Thank you for giving my books a try! :)

  107. Cindy C. says:

    I’m a teacher in a school library so the best part of my job is helping kids find books that they love. Or giving book talks to try to spark an interest in books that might be overlooked. The worst part of my job is when a child damages or loses a book. If their parents will not pay to replace it that’s even worse becuase my library is then short a book and we don’t have funds to buy more. To top it off I have to ban that child from borrowing books until their record is cleared. That always makes me sad.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Cindy, I can see why you don’t like that part of your job. How difficult for you! :(

      1. Cindy C. says:

        Luckily most of my kids are pretty responsible so it doesn’t happen often. I forgot to say I loved the “interview.” It was very funny.

  108. Nitty says:

    LMAO. Because let’s face it, you can’t really be true girlfriends unless you’re able to insult one another. Thanks for the laughs and look forward to your book, Ms. Hawkinz, already had the pleasure of TLD. *dreamy sigh*

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Nitty, amen. I hope you enjoy the novella. I had a lot, lot, LOT of fun writing it. It’s my Not-So-Sleeping Beauty story. :)

    2. Julia London says:

      AND IT WAS REALLY GOOD, WASN’T IT NIT WITTY? :-)

  109. Suzanne Enoch says:

    Bwaa haa haa! And Julia, just be glad you don’t room at RWA with Karen. I had to sleep on the couch last year so the Hugh cutout could have the other bed. Sheesh. *g*

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Hey, you and your cutout of Nathan Fillion had TONS of room on that huge couch. Or so you said at the time . . . .

      1. Julia London says:

        REally, I couldn’t stand it. Where would Bradley Cooper go?

  110. CateS says:

    I’m the lucky one — I’m retired… doesn’t mean the house is any cleaner or great food being cooked… BUT!!! more time to read!! I enjoyed the dual interview..dang but I’d like to see the cutout of Hugh!

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      CateS, maybe I’ll do an interview with the cutout for a blog one day and share the love. ;)

  111. Tammy S. says:

    The best part of my job is the freedom to come and go as needed and the worst tax time.

    1. Julia London says:

      The worst is tax time for me to, nyuk nyuk

  112. Pamiam says:

    The fun in my job comes from my co-workers. I work with Angie E who commented above and we tend to get a little silly at times. I spend a third of my day with these people so we might as well enjoy what we can.
    The hazardous part of the job would probably be the building we’re in. It’s old and being in downtown San Bernardino where the San Andreas fault line runs is not a good feeling. Being on the 4th floor makes for some rock and roll when the earth shakes.
    If I had a cutout of Hugh Jackman, life size or otherwise, I would never get anything done.

  113. Vickie B. says:

    Great Blog! It’s always great to find humor each day!

  114. Michelle Bledsoe says:

    I no longer have a job outside of home. I am the care giver to my mother. I would say the most dangerous thing about this is the addictions to reality TV. I mean really. I found RuPaul’s Drag Race the other day. I am totally hooked. Help me….

    1. Julia London says:

      I can’t help you. I, too, am a reality TV addict (altho I have not seen RuPaul)

  115. Bonnie R says:

    If I could change one thing about my job (aside from doubling my salary) I’d love to be able to work from home. Working in jammies, yes! Since so much of my work is done on a pc, I am able to check out facebook and blogs during the day.

    1. Julia London says:

      its a slippery slope, Bonnie! Just saying :-)

  116. Tracy says:

    Thanks for making me laugh today! I’m a Chef, short order cook, baker, accountant, personal shopper, house keeper, laundress, decorator, personal assistant, barber, manicurist, and of course, expert in the art of seduction. You know a wife. :D
    I would love to be paid in cold hard cash in addition to the “special hugs” for services rendered.

    1. Julia London says:

      cold hard cash goes a long way to curing many ills

  117. Annah says:

    Hugh Jackman would inspire any lady to write a naughty book! And I would very much like to NOT pay taxes. I work hard for that money…don’t take it all away from me, please!

  118. Kim says:

    I work from home, which can be great during the winter as I can avoid the snow! And I can set my own working hours to a degree. But I do miss seeing my coworkers in person.

    Thanks for that post! It’s humorous!

  119. Carolyn Rhodes says:

    The toughest part about my job? I’m a stay at home mom and the work is never ending, that’s whats tough! But it’s also the most rewarding. I love taking care of my guys!

  120. LSUReader says:

    Y’all are too, too funny. Now straighten those tiarras and get back to work! For me, the best part of work is that I’m retired…

    1. Julia London says:

      You retirees are starting to make me extremely jealous.

  121. Chelsea B. says:

    Ohhhh the TENSION! ;-) Y’all are too fun!

  122. miranda says:

    I’ m a stay at home mom. Best parts are playtime and naptime. Hazards are getting messy, backaches, and being headbutted. Little man is an inspiration. If I could change one thing.. hmmm… I’d hire out the cleaning.

  123. Darcie Dudliewicz says:

    I’m retired now, but I always enjoyed filing. You got to be by yourself and no on bothered you. The girls in the business office would have it harder because they were on the phone all day.

  124. Jamie K says:

    I’m a stay at home mom, so I usually enjoy my job, but it can be hazardous when it comes to having to clean the boys’ bedrooms. I love being at home and a part of my kids’ lives everyday and being available when they need me. The best part is the open schedule that gives me time to work on creative projects when the mood strikes me. I love it.

  125. susan says:

    The upside of my job is that the working hours are bound to come to an end at some point every day and give me my real life back to enjoy. Am now returned home from work and rooting around the closet for my fine black stockings, a pair of ridiculously high heels and a little black number. Out for a hen night to celebrate Valentine’s Eve in a true single’s fashion. Watch out, the newest nightclub in town. Wish me luck, girls ;)

    1. Julia London says:

      Luck, Susan! How can you go wrong with that ensemble?

  126. AmyA says:

    The most fun part of my job is the people. I love the people I work with. I’m not sure there is much inspiring, except when I can solve a problem for someone…or lists. I love lists and detail and numbers-lol.

  127. Heather W. says:

    Best part of my job is I get to work at home a lot. When I do go into the office, it’s to my boss’ home office, where it’s just the two of us! So if I could change anything I would work in a large office with lots of people to interact with.

  128. Jen S says:

    My job title (as I like to call it) is a Domestic Goddess! I have 4 wonderful, loving, loud, crazy, stubborn, too-smart-for-their-own-good children age ranging from 20-6. I am in charge of the cooking, cleaning, dishes, never ending pile that is Mt.Laundry, homework, taxi service, bookeeping, teaching, referee, jailor, nursing, and so much more. It is a stressful, non-paying, no sick days, never ending job that I am thankful for ever single day! There is no other job that is more rewarding than seeing my family happy and hearing them say I love you!

  129. Ninoska says:

    I want to win this book. I can’t wait to read Julia London new book. :) It come out at the end of the month right?

    1. Julia London says:

      February 26th, Ninoska. I can’t wait for you to read it, either.

      1. Ninoska says:

        So close yet so far away.

  130. E.R. says:

    How you can get away from the “hazards” of your job is beyond comprehension. Especially if one has such a cute canine distracting you from your work OR that handsome ‘cutout’.

    Part and parcel for any job. Hazards, that is.

    1. Julia London says:

      Its a dangerous occupation, ER

  131. Ro Abreu says:

    What I need to know is, where do I find myself a life-sized cutout of Hugh Jackman for my very own?

    THen again, if I had one, I might never get any writing done.

    1. Julia London says:

      don’t even bother looking, Ro. Karen has them all.

  132. Kelly Tinder says:

    I’m a happily married mother of four grown children and one grandchild. I now work as a substitute special education aide with special needs children. It’s the children that inspire me. Their love is endless. The hardest part is losing them as we sometimes do. The easiest, best part of my job is how happy they are to see me when I sub.

    1. Julia London says:

      Oooh, Kelly. That brings a tear to the eye.

  133. Alisa says:

    I’m a stay at home mom, and I babysit everyday for a family friend. So the best part about my job: I’m home all day, and I get to play all day. The worst part: The cleaning!!!

  134. Edea Baldwin says:

    I adore both of you! Your books and your posts brighten my days. I think Hot Cop must resemble Hugh Jackman……perhaps the kilt belongs to HC? We want pix!
    BTW, looking forward to putting both new books on my Kindle Fire, which I am now addicted to. It will be great to get a new one after repurchasing Kindle editions of so many of your books!

    1. Julia London says:

      Thank you Edea. I hope you like the new offerings!

  135. Janice Hougland says:

    I sure like the way you guys rib each other…and I like the humor in your stories too. We’ve gotta be able to laugh a little in life, right? Good fortunes to you both on your upcoming releases the end of this month!

  136. Clarene Nunez says:

    What is your inspiration for forming a plot? You both have so many books out, how do you always find something new to write about?

    1. Julia London says:

      I don’t know about Karen, but I never have a lack of ideas. I have a hard time figuring out conflicts, but the characters always come right to me.

    2. Karen Hawkins says:

      I’m the same as Julia. There are a LOT of people talking in my head. The problem isn’t in having enough ideas, so much as it’s in getting all of the OTHER ideas to be quiet long enough to let me write the current book.

  137. Sharon says:

    I can relate to paper cuts Karen. I work for a church and folding bulletins in this dry winter weather has given me a paper cut or two. I told a friend the other day I was going to have to put in a worker’s comp claim from all the paper cuts I received that week.

    1. Gretchen says:

      LOL That’s exactly what I said! We joked about having to create some new OSHA rules too, lol.

      1. Julia London says:

        You guys are feeding the beast. You know that, right?

  138. Marcy Shuler says:

    LOL You can tell you’re good friends because nobody can insult you like a friend. :D

    I don’t work now, but I worked over 20 years on a locked Psych unit. I loved it and even met my hubby there. And no, he wasn’t a patient. *gg* Let’s just say that to work there you have to have a sense of humor and it could even get you out of tense situations.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Marcy, lol! Glad you met your guy there. I can just see how a good sense of humor would be necessary in that situation, too. What a challenging job!

  139. Emilie S. says:

    You two are hilarious.

    I have fallen on stage a couple times, but haven’t been too seriously injured. Potential’s there, though, so I take care!

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Emilie, good for you for being careful. I don’t do well on slick surfaces, myself. When I go skiing, I always call it ‘tumbling’ … it’s just a more accurate description.

  140. Ashley Morris says:

    I work doing equipment for varsity sports at my university, and I adore watching all the crazy shenanigans the athletes manage to get themsleves into.

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Ashley, as a sports lover, that sounds like a perfect job! The view’s probably not all that bad, either. :)

  141. Babbette says:

    I don’t work but I volunteer a lot. It would be much easier on me if people understood volunteer are there to help and still have lives. The great thing about volunteering is help all the kids. I love today’s blog it was a bright spot in my day.!

    1. Karen Hawkins says:

      Babbette, volunteering is so, SO important. Thank you for doing it. I don’t know what my daughter’s and son’s schools would have done without volunteers!

  142. catslady says:

    When I worked the best part was the people and the worst part was the people :)

    1. Ninoska says:

      I totally understand!

    2. Karen Hawkins says:

      Lol! Well said, catslady. Well said.

  143. Tracey says:

    Too Funny! I giggled the whole time I read it! That is what i love about a good book, I want to laugh, or just giggle at the silly and or outragous stuff the characters get into.

  144. Tracey says:

    Catslady, you said it all about work. the best and worst part are the people. My own personal peeve is when you explain stuff over and over and yes, over again. Then you know they really don’t understand it and don’t want to hear it for a 4th time.

  145. Carrie E. says:

    You two make me giggle all the time in your books and on FB!! Thanks!!

  146. Ellen says:

    Favorite part of my job–seeing all the new books come in and deciding which ones I want to read. Dangerous parts– When the boxes of new books are stacked over my head and the boxes are falling apart. (Avalanche waiting to happen…)Ahh, the joys of working at a public library.

  147. Glittergirl says:

    Oh that was delightful <3
    I work part time as a bookkeeper for my husband…not much to change there as the benefits are great . But it would be nice to have a REAL desk instead of a shelf… I am also a full time Momma and not having to be “Gumby” and flexing my schedule every time my phone rings would be nice, lol.

  148. Cerese says:

    The best part of my job is getting to hear about the books that people have enjoyed, and having first pick of the new books! One hazardous thing about working in a library is that you can not control the people who come into the library, which means that when a fight happens you can’t really stop them except to call the police. Inspiration isn’t really relevant, at least not yet! If I could change anything about working in a public library it would be that the patrons would actually appreciate the staff who have to put up with their attitudes!

    1. Ninoska says:

      I would to work at a library

  149. Cindi says:

    Be nice, you two! One girl’s paper is another girl’s Hugh. And tutus are highly underrated as lamp décor.

    I’m a residential contractor, so I’m out at job sites a lot. The problem is that I’m the World’s Worst Klutz and always tripping, falling, etc. I currently have a broken elbow (concrete is HARD!) and usually try to match my clothes to my bruises. The best part of my job is the design part; I love to help someone get exactly what they want, especially when articulating it is difficult.

  150. Suzy Wilson says:

    I am currently unemployed, and I miss being around people!

  151. JanieC says:

    Chatting and being around my coworkers is the best part since a few of them have become great friends.

  152. Stacy S says:

    Too funny! The best part of my job? My co workers. Some have become really good friends.

  153. Quilt Lady says:

    Great post. I am afraid to say I am not working right now. I lost my job that I had for years and just haven’t been able to find another one. I tried other places but none of those lasted either. The past year I have has a lot of medical issues so I didn’t even bother to look for a job. Now I need to find something to help pay the bills. It always something. On the plus side I have has more time to read.

  154. Gmapeony says:

    Am a great gma and long long long ago retired. And am thrilled.

  155. Ninoska says:

    My boss’ shenanigans are what make my job fun. I am an assistant to the president of a small CM firm. My boss is very hazardous he like to talk “shit” about everyone and tell everyone stuff to everyone who want to hear. My co-workers are really honest fun people. Very genuine. I guess I would like my boss to be alittle more receptive to people advice.

  156. kez says:

    The most hazardous part of my job is sitting on my butt all day. While my desk is one of those where I could lift my keyboard holder up high and stand there – why would you?

    The fun is being with the others in my department. I have made some really good friends over the last 8 years.

    What would I change about my job? I would want to wear a tiara to work. Think of the fun that would create!

  157. Donna Durnell says:

    Working as a church secretary, I would have to say having 100 people as my boss, thinking they know how to do or how I should do my job is probably the worst. At the same time, I do enjoy most interaction with people. I enjoy doing a bulletin for church service, and making it attractive and informative. I like producing a finished product (bulletins & newsletters) that look good. But, I don’t like having a ‘write’ the whole newsletter. Lots of pros & cons, but I’m still hanging in there.

  158. MaryC says:

    The best part would be my coworkers. If I could change one thing it would be the temperature in the office – it’s either too cold or too hot.

  159. Karen H near Tampa says:

    The most hazardous part of my job is the potential for paper cuts, seriously. I do a lot of documentation, both writing and editing and reviewing, and I do a much better job when I have a piece of paper to mark all over in red pen! But really the most hazardous part according to the doctors is sitting in front of a computer all day. I do try to get up frequently but I am a natural born couch potato–my favorite occupation has ALWAYS been reading and that is done with my rear on a comfy cushion for long periods of time.

    I believe “work” is a four-letter word so I can’t say that I think of it in terms of fun. And there’s too much I’d change to mention it all here.

    The post was a total hoot and I wish you all a very Happy Anniversary!

    1. Ninoska says:

      LOL Paper cuts!! I really hate them!

  160. Vanessa says:

    Congrats on the upcoming new books!

  161. bn100 says:

    fun post; can’t think of any

  162. Tanya Kuhl says:

    My cardboard cutout is of Johnny Depp! Haha…. Very fun read! Thanks for doing the contests.

  163. Linda says:

    I could do with a little Hugh Jackman inspiration myself! Can’t guarantee I’d get any work done tho; would be too busy drooling. I’ve a pretty humdrum job. I’m just looking forward to retirement when I can spend all my time ogling all the yummy eye candy on romance book covers & reading to my hearts content.

  164. Karen W. says:

    Smiling here! I want my own cardboard Hugh Jackman! Oh and a tiara would be a plus!

    Love both of your books and humor!

  165. Barbara Elness says:

    I loved the post – it’s always fun to visit with two of my favorite authors. Looking forward to reading your new books. :D

  166. LouisaCornell says:

    Too funny! And the thing is, I can see you two doing this interview!

    I work at Walmart. What’s NOT hazardous about my job??

    The constant parades of Fashion DON’Ts! The screaming Bridezillas. The screaming children. (Who knew a three year old had the lung capacity to scream at 5000 decibels for FOUR HOURS straight??) The people who think a liberal dousing in Axe cologne makes up for a lack of bathing. Now THAT is hazardous duty!

    I guess one thing that inspires me is watching my cake decorators realize their full potential. When I see them create a cake completely out of their own imaginations and see the pride and surprise on their faces it does make coming to work worthwhile.

    We love it when people rush over to the cake case to show each other our one-of-a-kind designs and say “This is the only place you can get this. Isn’t it cool?” One of my newer decorators created a hounds-tooth hat cake from a sketch I made on a paper towel. For those of you who don’t know, hounds-tooth is very big with fans of our National Champion Crimson Tide Football Team. Bear Bryant wore one all the time. The cake is a huge hit and we have orders for them constantly. We have a district manager who is a real jerk, but when he visits our store he always comes to see what new one-of-a-kind cakes we have in our cake case. He photos them with his phone and sends them to the big-wigs in the company. That is the fun part of the job.

    All of that said, the one thing I would change about my job is that I could become a published author and make enough to walk away from Walmart. And trust me, folks, I would not have to make all that much at writing to make it worthwhile!!

  167. Tina M says:

    Love my job I babysit my Grandchildren. They put a smile on my face everyday and they also teach me something new everyday..I love them and my job..

  168. Kelly S says:

    Julia and Karen are two highlights on my facebook page! LOVE the Goddess blog! It does make me sad that the novella’s have been coming out as e-novella’s because I STILL don’t have an e-reader. I’m definitely closer to buying one but feel completely left out in the cold, cold, snowy winter. I’ll have to cope some how… Now if I could only get an invitation to Karen’s house to have a “dress up Hugh” day I might not feel as lonely or left out.. Hooo Hummm.. Anyway, Love you guys! Thanks for the laughs and the smiles.

  169. Sherri Browning Erwin says:

    Julia, you have been holding out on me. Where does one get a Ten Instant Plot Ideas kit, and can I borrow yours?

    1. Julia London says:

      Yes of course! I’m on number 6 :-)

  170. Tracey Steinbach says:

    I cracked up laughing the entire time I read this! I work in accounting. Isn’t that hazardous in and of itself? LOL

  171. Mary slack says:

    You know why I like reading your books? You make me laugh. Thank you!

  172. Freshechelle says:

    You chicks slay me! Brilliant tag team blogging. More please.

    Most fun part of my job? Hiring models – they’re really lovely,appreciative and clearly have all the insecurities as the rest of us, just about different things. Makes me feel less “less” when we chat.

  173. Melissa Porter says:

    I love that I have my own office that I can escape to when needed. :-) Very few have access to it. I work in Accounting.
    My boss is laid back. We joke around and do jokes on each other when the mood strikes.

    My job is kind of hazardous. Money is gross. Before I use to work in there I never really thought of it. Now when I am finished counting I come out of there with black finger tips. I wash my hands over and over through out the day. There is hand sanitizer all over in the office because of it.

  174. Charlene says:

    Games are fun. I’ll give Karen a crystal!

  175. Michelle K says:

    Oh man. If I could change something, it would be my hours. I just spent 14 hours working at a flat-out, very uncomfortably-paced sprint. For the whole week it will be like this. Yuck

  176. Karin Anderson says:

    If I could change one thing about my job, it would be my job. I work in retail, but I have a degree in dance. Therein lies the problem. :-D

    AquarianDancer at gmail dot com

  177. chey says:

    Fun blog!

  178. Julia London says:

    Thank you all so much for your comments today. Karen and I tried to keep up but we couldn’t do it, what with the paper cuts and all.

  179. pswartz says:

    What a lot of retirees! I’m looking forward to that, someday. I work in a high school cafeteria–serving 1300 to 1400 kids. It’s a thankless job-being caught between what the kids want and ever tightening government regulations.

  180. Cheryl says:

    If I had a life sized cutout of Hugh Jackman, I’d be staring at it all day long, too :)

  181. Renee P says:

    I am very lucky to be able to work from home so I wouldn’t change a thing! I liked both of your Facebook pages a long time ago and you both crack me up on a daily basis!

  182. TinaF says:

    Very informative ladies.

    I work in the family business out of my dad’s house. Usually the most dangerous part of the job is getting yelled at by dad. Since we operate a towing company, sometimes I do traffic control on big accidents. Occassionally that will require standing on the highway for 6 to 8 hours in the dark with just signs, flares and flashing lights to warn vehicles of the danger ahead.

  183. Cindy A says:

    I “like” both of your facebook pages, but you are so funny together!!!

  184. Amy says:

    The most awsome part of my job is when i go on break and read the book I`ve brought to work with me and the girls I work with finally come and say Com On Amy…time to go back to work…lol

  185. Lori Howe says:

    I just moved to a new city and my job is supposed to be the same (Same company), but reworked, so just don’t know what’ll happen yet. I DO know if I could change anything it would be the hours – I would make them much more flexible.

    Hope the Goddess’s decide to do more joint blogs. This was fun!

  186. Jeanne Miro says:

    Hi Karen and Julia!

    Happy Anniversary to all the Goddesses! I just want to thank all of you for your wonderful books! My husband was rushed to the hospital and I wouldn’t have gotten through this past week without all of your wonderful books to read from waiting for the test results until the completion of a dangerous surgery.

    Tomorrow we will be celebrating Valentine’s Day quietly but together at home becawue he’s finally coming home tomorrow!

  187. RobinRBL says:

    My job is nice because I get to use my organizational skills there so that I don’t drive my hubby too crazy when I get home!

    BTW Karen, Hugh Jackman is on Bravo channels “Inside the Actors Studio”. Premiered tonight but it will repeat over the next few days! Check it out!!

  188. Eileen A-W says:

    Too funny!!! Glad to know you two are friends. My tbr pile so big I don’t think I can get any more new books for a while. :-(

  189. Looney Tune says:

    I am really looking forward to the end of the month. .. can’t wait to read both books.

  190. Wendy says:

    The best thing about my job is that every day is different. You never know what’s going to happen.

  191. Randi Marshall says:

    Now this was one of the best interviews ever. Thank you to two of my favorite authors. Looking forward to both new books!

  192. jenn says:

    I get to talk to so many people at the grocery store where I work. And there is chocolate there (hazardous) and wine! But I have lots of chances while working to show kindness to individuals. I would like to get paid more, though, so I could buy more books!

    1. Ninoska says:

      Chocolate is hazardous…

  193. Mary Preston says:

    I’m so totally over my job right now. It’s NOT fun!! Time for a change I’d say.

  194. Kate says:

    I am facing some new challenges in my job. It is refreshing. It is also hard to have to explain in detail what I do all day…I did that once for my dh cuz he made the mistake of coming home and asking me what I did all day…I was a stay at home mom at the time….I made a list that started at 6 am…I got to Noon and decided that making that list and realizing ALL the stuff I was trying to do was exhausting. I did present it to him when he came home. Never got another complaint from him. :)

  195. Cynthia Delaney says:

    That was hysterical. It’s so nice when you can make fun of a friend. You ladies are a gas.

  196. Kortney says:

    What I find interesting about my job would be the different people i get to work with every day. What i love about my job is the opportunity help people find answers to their questions. As for what i would like to change about my job would be the opportunity to get to travel to the companies different locations in the U.S.

  197. Zina says:

    Well I’m a stay at home mom with 6 out 9 kids still at home, so they are my inspiration. I loved your blog today. My mom was always bugging me to play Farmville with her but I only do words with friends so I gave her my log on and pass word so she could go play with herself as me.
    Z

  198. Janie McGaugh says:

    The most fun thing is interacting with my co-workers and the students (I work at a university).

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